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    Grenada investigates anthem gaffe
    Grenada has promised an inquiry after Taiwan's national anthem was played instead of China's at a ceremony in the Grenadian capital, St George's.

    The diplomatic gaffe happened during the inauguration of a sports stadium that was paid for by China.

    Correspondents say the Chinese envoy to the Caribbean nation was visibly uncomfortable as the Royal Grenada Police Band performed Taiwan's anthem.

    "The unfortunate error breaks my heart," Grenada's prime minister said.

    "I am very saddened," said Prime Minister Keith Mitchell, promising a detailed inquiry.

    Grenada's police have so far made no comments about the incident.

    The reconstruction of the St George's Queen's Park stadium - which was destroyed by Hurricane Ivan in 2004 - was financed by Beijing as a gift to Grenada.

    The tiny island-nation broke off its diplomatic relationship with Taiwan in 2005 in favour of China.

    China regards Taiwan as a renegade province, and wants it to be brought back under Beijing's control.
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    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    HB Grenada!
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    • #3


      Priceless.

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      • #4
        Oops.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #5
          I don't think Grenada's going to get the Chinese money they hoped they would...
          B♭3

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          • #6
            Wonder if it's too late for them to reestablish relations with Taiwan? That big of a slap to the Chinese envoy should be a big enough lol moment to make Taipei forgive Grenada.
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            • #7
              Ooh, what if it was deliberate?
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #8
                What if teh Americans made them do it?
                THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                • #9
                  "Peoples Republic of China, or Republic of China?"

                  "Whichever one you pick, its going to be the wrong one."

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                  • #10
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #11
                      It's part of Grenada's "One China" policy

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                      • #12
                        Jesus ****in Christ 'Teh' is getting stale.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by DinoDoc
                          Wonder if it's too late for them to reestablish relations with Taiwan? That big of a slap to the Chinese envoy should be a big enough lol moment to make Taipei forgive Grenada.
                          Taiwan doesn't have nearly as big of a checkbook.

                          Next time, update the band book for foreign guests.
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                          • #14
                            I remember when a restaurant in Los Angeles's Chinatown had a design firm create the look of its menu. The menus came back with Chinese characters along the borders which said things like, "Long Live, Mao!" "Hail the Glorious Revolution of the Chinese People!"

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