String theory

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by b etor
i dont remember. it was a long time ago. something to do with microscopic gravity. and if the solar system was an atom a string would be as small as a normal sized tree. i really dont remember. everythings made up of teeny tiny strings.

How strong are these strings? Maybe we could start building stuff out of them. I want to know more about the connection between strings and atoms.

[Provost Harrison]

Is it the propensity for any string, no matter how tidily you wrap it up, will invariably end up in a knot? It's a b*tch with headphone leads

EDIT: Damn, I wish my fingers would type what my brain tells it to...

[CrONoS]

I think you're wrong KH and B Etor: According to them:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/G-String_Theory

G-String theory at last show that everything in the universe comes from women's moving asses, which leads to vibrations

[Japher]

especially when said knot gets wet...

[TCO]

1. Is Randall a stringer?
2. If so, she is just a doodler, then?
3. What do you think of this dude? Lubos Motl (Reference frame blog)

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by TCO
1. Is Randall a stringer?

Not most famously, no. She's an XDer

[TCO]

What's that?

[KrazyHorse]

eXtra Dimensions

[TCO]

Is she a doodler?

[KrazyHorse]

A bit of one, but more useful.

[Zoid]

If you tie enough strings together you might be able to strangle KH with them, then there would be one arrogant bastard less...

[TCO]

Ever hear of Art Freeman?

[Drogue]

This thread reminds me of:

The principle of generating small amounts of finite improbability by
simply hooking the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 SubMeson Brain to an
atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian Motion producer (say
a nice hot cup of tea) were of course well understood - and such
generators were often used to break the ice at parties by making all the
molecules in the hostess's undergarments leap simultaneously one foot to
the left, in accordance with the Theory of Indeterminacy.

Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for
this - partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because
they didn't get invited to those sort of parties.

[Odin]

It's called M-Theory now days, people.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Odin
It's called M-Theory now days, people.

Go bugger a horse, biologist.

Your kind are barely scientists. You certainly don't have even close to the sort of mind to deal with this stuff.