Ok, I know, weird thread.

[Aeson]

Originally posted by LordShiva
This poll is invalid. Spem should have his poll-posting license revoked

When you have to post a disclaimer that you really aren't Perfection, that should go without saying.

[Pekka]

garbage can juice.

You'll die with the alcohol, you can't eat sand, ash is an option though.

Eating crap.. interesting... to me it's a competition between the hair and the garbage can juice, but I think the juice will go down easier, especially if puking is OK. That hair, all dry and stuff? I'd choke on it.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Pekka
garbage can juice.

You'll die with the alcohol

Not if you puke it up.

[Ninot]

Originally posted by Pekka
Eating crap.. interesting... to me it's a competition between the hair and the garbage can juice, but I think the juice will go down easier, especially if puking is OK. That hair, all dry and stuff? I'd choke on it.

The human stomach can't digest hair. If there's enough of it, you'd likely die.

If you can't puke, the only two things I imagine you could eat would be the **** and garbage can juice. But, KH figured it out well enough. Puking

[Spec]

The catch with the bowl of hair is that you would choke. You cant eat hair. You'd just die imo.

Spec.

[Spec]

I think you can die if you eat crap. Right?

Ash would be my pick.

Spec.

[Ninot]

I think you can eat crap. Try it!

[KrazyHorse]

You can't eat that much ash either. It would dry out your throat, and you'd probably choke on it. Same with sand.

[Tattila the Hun]

Depends on sand. Big enough grains, no problem. Heh, I'd eat the ash, and flush it down with the booze. Activated carbon for the win.

[Pekka]

No no no.. if you take that much pure alcohol in you, you can puke but you're still likely going to die.

GCJUICE!! Or crap. I'm afraid to eat that much crap in so little time, I'll puke out and pass out. GCJUICE!!!

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Pekka
You'll die with the alcohol

Only if you're a *****. Plus, you get to puke, too, so you don't even have to drink much on net. By the end of the night, you'd be a little buzzed.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Pekka
No no no.. if you take that much pure alcohol in you, you can puke but you're still likely going to die.

You're completely wrong. You can drain it in 20-30 seconds and be puking in another 30 seconds. You'll be able to get rid of 90+% of the alcohol before absorption. You might catch a mild buzz, but nothing deadly. In order to die from alcohol poisoning you'd have to absorb at least 40-50% of the alcohol. That's ridiculous, assuming timely vomiting.

[General Ludd]

Is "ash" the same as charcoal? I think that's used as a detoxitant, so it'd actually be a pretty good thing to eat. Might be constipated for a while afterwards, but in the long run you'll be better off for it, and you wouldn't of blown up. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by LordShiva


Only if you're a *****. Plus, you get to puke, too, so you don't even have to drink much on net. By the end of the night, you'd be a little buzzed.

500 ml of pure alcohol = 1.25 liters of 40% liquor

Anybody who actually drinks and absorbs that much booze in less than an hour is going to die. It's ~230% of the LD50 (lethal dose to 50% of the population) for an adult male of average weight.

[Krill]

I'd take the alcohol...I reckon I can handle a third that amount (not sure due to purity) dissolving into my blood stream before passing out. That'd give me enough time to get away, and then a quick 10 second throwing up session sorts you out, like KH said.