Ok, I know, weird thread.

[Spec]

No, Perfection did not steal my loggin, I thought of this by myself...well...with the aid of the glutton bowl re-run.

Ok, here's the situtation. My parents went away on a big vacation and, they left the keys to the brand new porshe! Would they mind, hmmm welll, of course not....

*fresh prince flash back...*

Nevermind that....

Take two.

Ok, here's the situation. You are being kept prisonner by a freak. He only wants to torture you for some reason, (Lets say like in the movie SAW) and if you want to live, you have to do what he says. Now, you are sitting on a chair, with a bomb strapped under it, and there's a timer on it. You have 5 minutes to eat the contents of one of the 6 bowls in front of you. If you dont, you die.

Which do you choose, and why?

I'll answer later because some of them are tricky.

And, yes I know Lordshemale, there is no banana option because if it did, it would make this poll invalid.


EDIT: There is no rule against puking.

Spec.

[Perfection]

500mm? how much is that?

Are all the bowls the same size?

[Spec]

500ml. Sorry.

That's half a liter.

Spec.

[Perfection]

Yeah, I most certainly did not steal your log-in, I'm very careful about units!

Now answer my second question, knave!

[Spec]

Yes, all the bowls are the same sizes.

So I see people would rather die than eat some disgusting stuff...hmmmm

I thought you guys would have more will to live.

Spec.

[Ninot]

Invalid poll. The bomb must be a dud.

[Spec]

If its a dud, then there is no reaosn to eat hair...or ash...or anything.

Spec.

[KrazyHorse]

I doubt you could eat any of those in 5 minutes with the exception of the alcohol, the garbage and the ****.

If there's no rule about puking I pick the booze. I drain the bowl and then immediately vomit as much as possible back up to avoid alcohol poisoning.

If there is a rule against puking I drink the garbage juice.

[Ninot]

Originally posted by Spec
If its a dud, then there is no reaosn to eat hair...or ash...or anything.

Spec.

I voted accordingly.

[Spec]

You'd be able to drink the garbage juice without puking?

Wow! you're my hero.

I specified the rule about puking. Now vote god damnit!

Spec.

[Aeson]

Someone who straps a bomb under your seat and tells you to eat some crap or you'll be blown up... is not to be trusted. I'd take the quick and relatively painless death, to avoid the slower and more repulsive options down the road.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Spec
You'd be able to drink the garbage juice without puking?

If my life depended on it, quite probably.

Anyhow, with puking allowed I voted for the alcohol.

I could drink and puke that amount of pure alcohol in a short enough time that I'd only absorb a small fraction of it.

[Spec]

Originally posted by Aeson
Someone who straps a bomb under your seat and tells you to eat some crap or you'll be blown up... is not to be trusted. I'd take the quick and relatively painless death, to avoid the slower and more repulsive options down the road.

Spec.

[LordShiva]

This poll is invalid. Spem should have his poll-posting license revoked

[Aeson]

So there's a bomb under that guy's seat? What... he's supposed to eat that electronics equipment or get blown up? Seems he was right to be paranoid... though his methods of protection admittedly seem a little shakey.