Bald Eagle, symbol of US freedoms and ideals, commits act of terrorism in Alaska...

[DRoseDARs]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070129/ap_on_fe_st/eagle_power_outage

Eagle lugging a deer head causes outage

Mon Jan 29, 5:38 PM ET

JUNEAU, Alaska - About 10,000 Juneau residents briefly lost power after a bald eagle lugging a deer head crashed into transmission lines.

"You have to live in Alaska to have this kind of outage scenario," said Gayle Wood, an Alaska Electric Light & Power spokeswoman. "This is the story of the overly ambitious eagle who evidently found a deer head in the landfill."

The bird, weighed down by the deer head, apparently failed to clear the transmission lines, she said. A repair crew found the eagle dead, the deer head nearby.

The power was out for less than 45 minutes Sunday.

Much like the suitcase bomb in Valencia, this is only the beginning...

[BeBMan]

Eagles taking deer hostages, beheading them? Where's the outcry of the internatinal community?!?!?!

[Heresson]

the avis of evil

[Ari Rahikkala]

And then without warning it was there: a dark shape against the sun
moving on silent wings, not flying but gliding: embodiment of some
arrogance or innocence that surpassed fear and surpassed even the
suggestion of any pride in its own fearlessness. "Oh my God," Smiling
Jim whispered, raising the Remington and starting to sight, and then it
banked, flapped its wings wildly, and uttered one shriek that seemed
like the very sound of life itself. "Oh my God," he repeated: that
sound seemed to outlast its own echo, it had entered into his brain and
couldn't be dislodged, it was the sound of his own blood pumping in his
veins: the primary, the only, the single sound that was the bass and
treble of every organic pulsation and spasm, "Oh my God," he had it in
the sight, the head was in profile, only one diamond-hard eye staring
back and recognizing him and his weapon, but that sound still moved in
his blood, moved the seminal vesicles, moved the secretion of every
gland. It was the sound of eternal and unending clash between I and AM
and their unity in I AM, he even thought for a flash of the critics of
hunting and how little they understood of this secret, this mystic
identity between the killer and the killed, then it uttered that Sound
again and started to rise, but he had it, it was in the sight, he
breathed, he aimed, he slacked, he squeezed, and for the third time the
Sound came to him, death in life and life in death, it was falling, he
thought he felt the earth stir below him and the word "earthquake"
almost formed, but the Sound went on and on to the roots of him, it was
the sound of the killer and he had killed the killer, he was the
greater killer, and still it fell, faster and faster, dead now and
subject only to the law of gravity not to the law of its own will, 32
feet per second per second (he remembered the formula of the fall),
plunging downward, the most heartbreaking beautiful sight he had ever
seen, every hunting club in the world would be talking about it, it
would last as long as human speech survived, and he had done it, he had
achieved immortality, he had taken its life and now it was part of him.
His nose was running and his eyes were watering. "I did it," he
screamed to the mountains, "I did it! I killed the last American
eagle!" The earth below him cracked.

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Heresson
the avis of evil

[Heresson]

I didn't know You know latin

[Spec]

Its all bush's fault.

Spec.

[Provost Harrison]

Oh deer...

[Dauphin]

Your puns are not endeering.

[Zkribbler]

This could end up costing someone a lot of doe.

[Dauphin]

Or a few bucks.

[DRoseDARs]

Homer Simpson as this bald eagle: "Doe!"

[Straybow]

The hawks are gonna have a field day with this.

[MRT144]

the eagle was foolish to put his doe on the line like this.

[Japher]

We should of gone with Franklins suggestion of the Turkey, there's no talon what we'd be eating at Thanksgiving.

Eagle is probably delicious in only a way endangered animals and rice crispy treats could be.