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Commercial sex toys are expensive and overated, they're are plenty of very good DIY toys that can be made with things you already have lying around!
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I was at the museum one time, and in the gift store was this weird, spiky ball that felt like flesh, and you could turn it inside out. When turned inside out though, the object presented a strangely enticing orifice. I imagined what it would be like to penetrate that enticingly tight hole lined with soft, flesh like spikes. With a bit of lube, such a device could have put Mrs. Palmer out of business, but it cost about $40.00, and I wasn't willing to experiment with such a sum of money.
Shame.Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/Comment
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Do you usually think of screwing museum gift store items?“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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I almost bought this replica bust of Nefertiti at the British Museum. I was gonna hollow it out and **** the **** out of it, but I didn't want to pay 20 quid...KH FOR OWNER!
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What is a double entendre?Originally posted by Asher
That was the double entendre I was going for.What?Comment
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You're a french dude, I think the correct answer here is own goal?"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Isn't it one of the big dildos with two ends that lesbians can use at the same time?KH FOR OWNER!
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Not only lesbians."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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In my imagination it's only lesbians...KH FOR OWNER!
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It'd be a fitting payback. Overpriced museum gift store items have been screwing everyone for too long.Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Do you usually think of screwing museum gift store items?Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
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I said it once and I'll say it again.Originally posted by Dis
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Erm... I mean, nice avatar
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Great...!! I have some sex toys......during sex with my girlfriend.....I have use these sex toys for more fun....!!Originally posted by OzzyKP View PostComment
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Is your penis too small to pleasure a woman?Speaking of Erith:
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I always use toys when I have sex with your girlfriend!Originally posted by samson009 View PostFounder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
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