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  • #31
    Originally posted by Flubber
    Thats too bad-- I know long distance stuff can be frustrating ( sexuallt frustrating too assuming monogamy-- which is not the case for every relationship)
    Yeah, we're used to it though.

    You find ways to make it work.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Asher

      2) He's gone every 4 months (back in Calgary right now)
      UW?
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #33
        Yup.

        Same as my brother.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #34
          I thought that routine sounded familiar.
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #35
            Yuck, my bf leaves next April for Sweden, stays 9 months. I'll need a damn good one
            I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

            Asher on molly bloom

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Asher


              You find ways to make it work.
              Well I know that YOU have a variety of Microsoft products to bring you to the peaks of pleasure . .. but what about him?
              You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Flubber
                Well I know that YOU have a variety of Microsoft products to bring you to the peaks of pleasure . .. but what about him?
                I watched an entertaining webcam show the other night which starred a few people.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #38
                  See, you could have finished that off brilliantly by adding 'including your mother'...but you missed the opportunity
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #39
                    But I'm not joking, and my standards are considerably higher than anyone's mother.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #40
                      Do gay guys make "your dad" jokes?
                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • #41
                        A web cam could be considered as a sex toy.

                        Spec.
                        -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by LordShiva
                          Do gay guys make "your dad" jokes?
                          We're well above the PH-level of humour. Our jokes are on a higher level.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #43
                            Indeed, but better than that popular Will&Grace quote

                            "You can't have sex with him, he's your daddy"

                            Long pause

                            "Not yet!"
                            I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                            Asher on molly bloom

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Asher

                              I watched an entertaining webcam show the other night which starred a few people.


                              A "few" people??-- I didn't know group sex was your thing ( although I should not be completely surprised since I believe more gay couples than hetero couples engage in "moresomes"-- No I don't have source!!)
                              You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Asher

                                We're well above the PH-level of humour. Our jokes are on a higher level.
                                You've graduated onto poo jokes?
                                Speaking of Erith:

                                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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