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Re: So who here owns sex toys?
Why would it be weird? You are going to a sex stores with her....You are not going to get a pizza. Hell, buy it for her, and if she doesn't react like you expect her too, she say ''Hey, its cheaper than meOriginally posted by Dis
So would it be weird to buy my friend a vibrator? I think this person really needs one. But I'm worried how that will come accross. She lived in a country where women are not allowed to express their sexuality, and she is really repressed. But she obviously is curious (why she wants to go to a toy store).
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We have many. My gf wants to buy them all the time. Well....me too...but shes always the instigator.But I'm curious who here has the balls to admit they own sex toys or have used them in the past. Although this is a family site, so we have to try to be good boys and girls.
Spec.Last edited by Spec; January 30, 2007, 07:57.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
...was when a quite attractive woman came into the store with her friends, picked out a wide range of vibrators, dumped them all on the counter, and asked, with a straight face, "How do I tell which one of these is most powerful? I mean, does it say on the box somewhere?"
Why not answer:''We have fitting rooms''
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Re: So who here owns sex toys?
No. Buy it for her. If she laughs and asks what you're doing, tell her you want to make her pee her pants, and that you want her pants after she pees them.Originally posted by Dis
So would it be weird to buy my friend a vibrator?THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
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DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Is she enjoying it?Originally posted by Dis
I'm competing with another man (not to mention her customers who also want to get in her pants). this other guy is big and strong, played high school football and all that. Though that doesn't mean **** today.. I'm not backing down from the challenge. So you could say we are both courting her.
Women just love being the princess and having two kinghts compete for her, she would probably even love it if you have a fight with the other guy...I need a foot massageComment
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Re: Re: So who here owns sex toys?
Originally posted by LordShiva
No. Buy it for her. If she laughs and asks what you're doing, tell her you want to make her pee her pants, and that you want her pants after she pees them.
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Are we counting soft restraints, blindfolds, roleplay outfits and flavored lotions as sex toys??
NO? In that case the answer to the question is still yes.You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto LuongoComment
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I've bought my wife several toys and as Drake pointed out, they are essential for DP if you don't want someone else there.
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Rent boy?Originally posted by Dis
she's the opposite of a prostitute.
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She practices abstinence?!
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Originally posted by Asher
I do.
Don't you have a boyfriend do to that?
I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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1) You're assuming it's a specific type of toy, which it's likely not.Originally posted by Datajack Franit
Don't you have a boyfriend do to that?
2) He's gone every 4 months (back in Calgary right now)
3) Why can't you use toys with the boyfriend?
Jeez, frigid Euros.
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-- there are all kinds oy toys-- many do have uses for men OR womenOriginally posted by Asher
1) You're assuming it's a specific type of toy, which it's likely not.
Thats too bad-- I know long distance stuff can be frustrating ( sexuallt frustrating too assuming monogamy-- which is not the case for every relationship)Originally posted by Asher
2) He's gone every 4 months (back in Calgary right now)
Exactly-- I always thought they were best used with your partner(s) of choice. It just adds to the funOriginally posted by Asher
3) Why can't you use toys with the boyfriend?
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