So who here owns sex toys?

[Dis]

I'm pretty sure we haven't had a thread about this.

So I'm going to a sex toy store tomorrow for the first time with some friends. I was always too embarrassed to go by myself. I was always afraid people would think I'm some dirty old pervert who jerks off 20 times a day. When in reality I only jerk off 10 times a day. .

I don't plan on buying anything. Toys seem pretty much useless for guys. Women get so much more enjoyment out of sex. I'm jealous. They have all kinds of cool stuff. Guys get some weird blowup doll. I have no desire to have sex with a tire, thank you.

So would it be weird to buy my friend a vibrator? I think this person really needs one. But I'm worried how that will come accross. She lived in a country where women are not allowed to express their sexuality, and she is really repressed. But she obviously is curious (why she wants to go to a toy store).

But I'm curious who here has the balls to admit they own sex toys or have used them in the past. Although this is a family site, so we have to try to be good boys and girls.

[Asher]

I do.

[Richelieu]

Dis, if a girl wants to go with you to a sex shop you're either not getting the signal or not getting anywhere.

[Jon Miller]

I have seen a lot of porn (mostly that I didn't pay for, and of what I payed for very little was good). I have never owned a toy, however.

I also agree with Richelieu that this could be a signal... no I don't know how to act on it.

JM

[Drake Tungsten]

Of course I do. How else am I gonna pull off DP without engaging in some gay ****?

[MRT144]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Of course I do. How else am I gonna pull off DP without engaging in some gay ****?

It's not under-rated!

[Dis]

not interested in dp.

okay I'm man enough (I think) to admit I tried a suction device. I don't get how it's supposed to work. I suppose it's for old people who have problems. I am young and don't have to worry about that.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Richelieu
Dis, if a girl wants to go with you to a sex shop you're either not getting the signal or not getting anywhere.

It's a little more complicated than that. She is married (though in the process of getting a divorce) and I'm competing with another man (not to mention her customers who also want to get in her pants). this other guy is big and strong, played high school football and all that. Though that doesn't mean **** today. . I'm not backing down from the challenge. So you could say we are both courting her.

[DaShi]

Is she a prostitute?

[Dis]

she's the opposite of a prostitute.

[CrONoS]

http://http://www.geocities.com/VegasDis/

stupid webpage....

[OzzyKP]

I have a pair of dice. One die has different body parts, and the other die has different sexual actions. Roll them both and have some fun. (it is pretty tame though)

That's all I've got. If that even counts. Which it probably doesn't.

[Solly]

Toy sex

[Addled Platypus]

rosey and her sisiters

[Rufus T. Firefly]

One of my my favorite moment from the brief period when I worked in an adult bookstore -- and there were many good ones, believe me -- was when a quite attractive woman came into the store with her friends, picked out a wide range of vibrators, dumped them all on the counter, and asked, with a straight face, "How do I tell which one of these is most powerful? I mean, does it say on the box somewhere?"