Outline of President Bush's 2007 State of the Union Address leaked...

[DRoseDARs]

(Mods, please close this thread during the actual speech and a proper discussion thread has been started for it ... unless, of course, the content herein eerily turns out to be fairly accurate... )

Shamelessly borrowed from DU poster Hissyspit

Found among the contents of a briefcase in a taxicab in Washington D.C. earlier tonight:

9:10 P.M. EST

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you all. Madam Speaker, Vice President Cheney, members of Congress, members of the Supreme Court and diplomatic corps, distinguished guests, and fellow citizens:

Tonight the state of our Union is strong.

Exploitative introduction of misrepresented personage in the audience.

Shout-out to Joe Lieberman.

Claim of success actually attributable to someone other than himself.

Claim of success that actually occurred DESPITE policies of current administration.

Unearned, dispicable manipulation through reference to support for U.S. military.

Excuse.

Excuse.

Weak attempt at propaganda.

Novel Rovian strategy.

Declaration of major national project that will deliberately never come to fruition.

Disingenuous declaration of major policy change.

Appropriation of inspirational words originating from a historical American leader of true integrity.

Misrepresentation of statistical truth.

Direct 'War on Terror' reference.

Implied 'War on Terror' reference.

'War on Terror,'

'War on Terror,'

'War on Terror,'

Iraq,

Iran,

Iran,

Iran,

Iran,

Iran,

'Newkler' threat.

Patriotic cliche.

Insinuation of coming really, really horrific idea.

Duplicitous, invalid, illogical justification for the coming really, really horrific idea.

They hate us for our freedom.

Desperately insincere, self-serving call for bipartisanship.

Veiled implication Democratic Party-controlled Congress an aid to the terrorists.

Yet another bizarre controversial declaration destined to haunt American history.

Absense of reference to the deficit.

Absense of reference to New Orleans.

Coded theo-fascist language.

Out-and-out lie.

Sociopathic robotic look.

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

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Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

War on terror,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Nails on a chalkboard,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

Blah,

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Blah,

Empty generalized nationalistic rhetoric.

Who gives a ****? I'm the Decider.

Flop sweat.

Goodnight and may God bless America.

I look forward to the new major national project that will deliberately never come to fruition. Sounds like a winner...

Discuss.

[joncha]

How... excruciatingly lame.

[DRoseDARs]

Why do you think I posted it here instead of there? There is low spam potential in this ... that's what the face thread is for.

[joncha]

Only one thing can save this thread now.

[Tattila the Hun]

Babes?

[DRoseDARs]

I think the mods might object to Cameron Diaz gracing us with her presence over and over and over again.

[joncha]

Not even once?

[DRoseDARs]

Oddly enough, the crosspost works.

[joncha]

[Drake Tungsten]

[Aeson]

Um... no pauses for applause? Or would that have made the outline too long?

[DRoseDARs]

HAWT

[joncha]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

[DRoseDARs]

Opps...