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    Ancient Greek gods' new believers
    By Malcolm Brabant
    BBC News, Athens


    Followers of the 12 Greek Gods, who, according to mythology, ruled the Ancient World from Mount Olympus, have cast a thunderbolt at their Orthodox opponents.

    After successfully staging a landmark ceremony at the Temple of Olympian Zeus in Athens, their leader pledged to fight for the right to conduct baptisms, marriages, and funerals according to the rites of the ancient religion.

    "We are a legitimate religion. But the authorities don't let us do this, but we shall claim this right through the European Union," said Doretta Peppa, the high priestess, who led the prayers next to the 15 remaining columns of the temple.

    The move is bound to aggravate the highly conservative Greek Orthodox church, which strongly disapproves of what it regards as paganism.

    First service

    "They are a handful of miserable resuscitators of a degenerate dead religion who wish to return to the monstrous dark delusions of the past," said Father Efstathios Kollas, the President of Greek Clergymen.

    Hundreds of followers of Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Artemis, Aphrodite and Hermes stood in a circle, a mile from the Acropolis, in what was the first official religious service allowed in the grounds of an Ancient Greek temple.

    Previous rites have been performed covertly, but the culture ministry was obliged to grant permission for the event after a court last year legitimised the religion, which was eclipsed 1600 years ago by Christianity.

    "I feel very emotional," said Ms Peppa, a writer. "We have been persecuted for 16-and-a-half centuries but now we are here. This is our human right. And we shall carry on worshipping at our temples. They have now been put to proper use.

    "This is as important to us, as prayers are for Muslims, Christians or Hindus," said Apollonius, a former taverna owner from Melbourne, Australia.

    He abandoned the Church for the 12 Gods, because 'they make me feel whole, they make me feel part of the universe."

    Ancient ceremony

    Ms Peppa said she turned to the ancient religion because she could not countenance the concept of just one God outside the world.

    Her co-religionists believe that the Olympian gods exist in the world and control various elements of nature.

    For example, Poseidon is the God of the Sea; Hera, the Goddess of Marriage; and Aphrodite is the Goddess of Love and Romance.

    The ceremony was an attempt to emulate those carried out in Athens in the 4th Century BC, when the Greeks were preparing for the games at Olympia.

    Believers dressed as ancient warriors left their spears, swords and shields at the entrance before entering the Temple.

    This was supposed to represent the truce between warring states that took place during the games.

    And it was a symbolic message sent to the rest of the world calling for peace in 2008 when the Olympic Games takes place in Beijing.

    If we really want to say that we are democratic and we have freedom, then we have to be allowed to practice our religion."
    12 Gods follower "Artemis"


    The international publicity surrounding the Temple of Zeus ceremony may galvanise the all-powerful Orthodox Church to step up its opposition.

    But one of the participants has appealed for tolerance.

    Wearing a crown of daisies and a flowing white gown, a red haired woman who identified herself only as Artemis said: "This is the land which has given birth to freedom and democracy. If we really want to say that we are democratic and we have freedom, then we have to be allowed to practice our religion."
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    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

  • #2
    I was waiting for something like this.

    A couple of years back, the ACLU sued LA County because of the crosses on the county seal. A consent decree was entered into by which LA agree to come up with a new seal without the religious symbol. When the new one was presented, not only were the crosses gone, the harvest goddess Pomona had been replaced by an Indian woman offering a bowl of acorns.

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    • #3
      California goes out of it's way to be strange, doesn't it?
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        Oooooooooooooooooooh yeah.

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        • #5
          God bless those pagans.
          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
          "Capitalism ho!"

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DaShi
            Gods & goddesses bless those pagans.
            fixed

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            • #7
              Originally posted by SlowwHand
              California goes out of it's way to be strange, doesn't it?
              Indeed, they shuld have slapped a picture of the God-Emperor of Mankind on there, then everyone would be happy.

              Or pissed off.



              I always confuse the two.
              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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              • #8
                Yeah, we laugh now, but we won't be so jolly in a few weeks, when they start humping swans, bulls and other animals on the grounds of practicing their religion...
                1011 1100
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                • #9
                  I was wondering when you'd make an appearance.
                  THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                  AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                  AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                  DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                  • #10
                    Why me in particular? Because it concerns Orthodoxy? I think they're overreacting, personally. YHWH may seem temperamental, but the Greek Gods acted like the cast of a reality TV show. You can worship a grouchy deity with fear, but a set of gods who move you to pity with their bickering and shenanigans aren't going to be a real draw.
                    1011 1100
                    Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Elok
                      Why me in particular?
                      Given the sparseness of Orthodox worshipers where I come from, I have a limited pool of acquaintances with whom I can associate the term whenever I come across it.
                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • #12
                        "They are a handful of miserable resuscitators of a degenerate dead religion who wish to return to the monstrous dark delusions of the past," said Father Efstathios Kollas, the President of Greek Clergymen.
                        And Christianity isn't?

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                        • #13
                          Pagans
                          Oppressive Church

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                          • #14
                            Hindu terrorists

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                            • #15
                              The Greek Orthodox are schismtatics anyway!


                              Undermining the greek orthodox church

                              Converting pagans to catholicism
                              I need a foot massage

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