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OK, there is some political stuff in here, but mostly it's just a very long rant that happens to be really funny, or at least I thought so. Even if you don't agree with this guy's politics, surely you'll appreciate all the celebrity-bashing elsewhere in the article.
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"It's great to be known, but it's even better to be known as strange." --Takeshi Kaga -
Wrong thread title.
Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
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McCain
Stop Quoting BenComment
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This guy is good. I like the sentences he imposes.
This is funny.13. Donald Rumsfeld
Charges: So obsessed with Iraq he forgot all about the Klingon bastards who caused 9/11 and are still partying down in Pakistan...
Exhibit A: "I’m not into this detail stuff. I’m more concepty."
Sentence: World peace.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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9. Ken Lay
Charges: Infuriating karmic immunity. Even when, after many years of foot-dragging, someone finally got around to holding this slimy reverse Robin Hood accountable, he still managed to elude justice and rob his victims yet again, this time of punitive damages by dying with suspiciously perfect timing. Never owned up to any culpability in the myriad legal and ethical violations at Enron, claiming he had no knowledge of them. Even if this were true, Lay would still rank among the worst CEOs in history for sheer obliviousness.
Exhibit A: "We don’t break the law."
Sentence: Drinking a martini in his bathrobe and reading the Wall Street Journal at his secret compound in the South Pacific, the "late" Mr. Lay starts choking on an olive when the 400th major daily article to describe his life as "Shakespearean" makes him laugh out loud. Lay falls out of his chair, impaling an eyeball with the stem of his glass and catching his penis in a $900 toaster. The electrical current triggers the long-dormant prefrontal cortex of his now-smoldering brain, suddenly activating Lay’s conscience. As he is slowly and painfully electrocuted over several minutes, Lay experiences a lifetime of guilt and remorse. Then he catches fire.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Can we mak a "50 Most Loathsome Posters of 2006" thread?"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Sure.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Are you really that narcissistic?Originally posted by Asher
Can we mak a "50 Most Loathsome Posters of 2006" thread?"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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He'd top the list simply because of the votes from the Mac people.
Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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44. Ben Gibbard
Charges: A ******** dweeb who makes nerf-pop for disaffected zombies. Gibbard’s bafflingly popular band, with the nauseous name of Death Cab for Cutie, specializes in flat, too-self-conscious-to-rock odes to numbness. Every album duller than the last, Gibbard saps the will of his unsuspecting teenaged (we can only hope) fans with dose after identical dose of sonic saltpeter in sexless, lethargic songs that perpetually seem like they’re about to get interesting until you realize that they’re over, sung in a voice that appears to be coming out of a mile-long nostril and played by musicians who sound like they’re checking their e-mail. Complicit in spreading the poisonous notion that hopelessness is cool.
Exhibit A: Gibbard is somehow poised for massive success without even trying.
Sentence: Roadie/guitar tech on Glass Tiger reunion tour.
I went to a DCFC concert in Nov, and goddamn I was about the oldest person there by a good decade. Real snoozefest.
And each album has progessively become more boring.Comment
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I saw Death Cab last year. Their music was pretty good for a main stream band though their performance was kind of boring.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh get over yourself.Originally posted by Oerdin
I saw Death Cab last year. Their music was pretty good for a main stream band
Mainstream stuff is not bad by default unless you're a wannabe indy-pushing poser.
Do you still think Spoon is a great band? Their bland, simplistic movie was hot for all of 1 day, and no one one hears from them again.
(Death Cab sucks, BTW. It's typical of most indy music)"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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The Black Keys
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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GWB placed 3rd in the top 5? Goddamn, he can't even escape "C" student status in a worst-of-the-worst list.
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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"you" should have been number 1.Comment
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