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  • #31
    Originally posted by Oerdin
    I had a chuckle when I saw that Russia's total GDP is about equal to New Jersey's!
    Why? Because they're both kleptocracies?

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    • #32
      I have observed in the Simpsons and other USA series and movies that they make jokes about New Jersey many times. ¿what is so funny/terrible about that place?
      Ich bin der Zorn Gottes. Wer sonst ist mit mir?

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      • #33
        Ah, how to explain New Jersey...

        First off, as a CT resident, it's sorta my job to rip on Jersey. I can't explain why. It just is.

        The standard complaints about Jersey:

        1) Pollution. It's a very built-up state with lots of industry (past and present). It has a whole lot of toxic waste problems and such. This has become a cliche. In reality, part of it is due to the fact that New Jersey actually cares if something is contaminated... whereas some other states are fine with simply ignoring a problem.

        Anyway, it's a pretty funny juxtiposition with the official NJ nickname, "The Garden State." Their license plates are yellow - which works with smog jokes.

        2) The bigger cities are ugly, crime-ridden hellholes. Newark being a prime example. This is true of my home state as well, but nobody cares about Bridgeport or Hartford, really. More people are likely to have heard of (or even been to) Newark.

        3) The Mob. Shows like The Sopranos have hyped this up, but it's real to a certain extent. Then again, probably not to the extent of, say, Rhode Island.

        4) Strip Malls, etc. Like I mentioned above, it's a very built-up state. Very high population density... US-style. Or should I say the worst possible US-style. It's positively FUGLY.

        5) The accent can be funny.

        -Arrian
        grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

        The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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        • #34
          OK Now the jokes make sense. I though it was mostly the topical landscape with lots of green fields, spared wooden houses and white churches (i had not a clue obviously).
          Ich bin der Zorn Gottes. Wer sonst ist mit mir?

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          • #35
            I am pleased to see the EU is kicking arse though
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #36
              I was driving through New Jersey once, and I saw this
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              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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              • #37
                That's a pretty representative shot of Jersey

                -Arrian
                grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Thorgal
                  OK Now the jokes make sense. I though it was mostly the topical landscape with lots of green fields, spared wooden houses and white churches (i had not a clue obviously).
                  Actually, there are lovely spots like that.

                  Another problem they have is crooked politicians. I have an officemate from New Jersey. He claims New Jersey invented the idea of term limits for elected officials. --Only there, they call it, "jail time."

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Zkribbler
                    Another problem they have is crooked politicians. I have an officemate from New Jersey. He claims New Jersey invented the idea of term limits for elected officials. --Only there, they call it, "jail time."


                    Could be Hull
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Arrian
                      That's a pretty representative shot of Jersey

                      -Arrian
                      That's exactly what I thought when I saw it.

                      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                      Stadtluft Macht Frei
                      Killing it is the new killing it
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                      • #41
                        Me a Saudi living in Denmark. Noooooooooooooooooo! I won't be able to stand living in the birthplace of legal gay marriage.

                        BTW, Winston must now belive my word in Truthiness.
                        USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Will9
                          Me a Saudi living in Denmark. Noooooooooooooooooo! I won't be able to stand living in the birthplace of legal gay marriage.
                          Then again, here you always know what time it is.

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                          • #43
                            I live in the 2 Central Timezone areas of Indiana that always reconized Day Light Savings Time since it started. Besides all of Indiana is forced to reconize Day Light Savings time now. I think that was what you meant.

                            BTW, you must also belive my word in Truthiness.
                            USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Thorgal
                              I have observed in the Simpsons and other USA series and movies that they make jokes about New Jersey many times. ¿what is so funny/terrible about that place?
                              Another problem with New Jersey: If you're driving on the Jersey Turnpike - just passing through on your way to better places - there are certain points at which you really want to keep your windows up, because the whole place smells awful. Pollution and industry and dreck are everywhere. For many, this is their only experience with New Jersey, and it is invariably unpleasant.
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                              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                              • #45
                                The Jersey Pike is not a scenic drive, it's true.

                                -Arrian
                                grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                                The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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