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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
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Have you gotten your juice from Ivory Coast yet?
In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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Originally posted by joncha
And a toast for rotten boroughs, santé!
Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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OMG it's Spiffor's Birthday
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - KuciwalkerComment
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Thanks guys
Originally posted by Zoid
spot onOriginally posted by Zkribbler
[Zkrib dusts off his high school French]:
Bon anniversaire!!
[Q: Did I come anywhere close??]
Originally posted by Oncle Boris
Have you gotten your juice from Ivory Coast yet?
Yeah. I even went back to the store, and they had more 
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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Happy Birthday
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Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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HB!
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Bonne anniversaire!
"post reported"Winston, on the barricades for freedom of speech
"I don't like laws all over the world. Doesn't mean I am going to do anything but post about it."Jon Miller
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.Comment
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Merry Christmas Spiff!
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Happy Birthday, Spiffor, you silly French commie you!
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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Bonne fête, mon vieux!Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – LessingComment
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HBD
<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.Comment
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