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My dreams of becoming a dictator may soon be true!
Sealand is for sale? Only $977 million.
Can anyone loand me $977 million? I promise to pay it back.
Here's the plan. After I gain control of sealand I build up an army of mercenaries. Then the invasion of England begins. My mercenaries will be some poor oppressed minority so the BBC will automatically be sympathetic to my side. The U.S will not intervene because of the Iraq war is occupying too many troops. I will appease the rest of europe by promising not to invade any more countries. They will fall for it, they have before. Though I may have to take over the north sea oil rigs for a good source of oil. After seeing how pathetic some of those navies are, it should be no problem.
I think I'll be happy with just England. I really don't need a large empire. I think I can find enough hot English women to satisfy my need. If I get bored though, I'll invade Canada.
Can anyone loand me $977 million? I promise to pay it back.
Here's the plan. After I gain control of sealand I build up an army of mercenaries. Then the invasion of England begins. My mercenaries will be some poor oppressed minority so the BBC will automatically be sympathetic to my side. The U.S will not intervene because of the Iraq war is occupying too many troops. I will appease the rest of europe by promising not to invade any more countries. They will fall for it, they have before. Though I may have to take over the north sea oil rigs for a good source of oil. After seeing how pathetic some of those navies are, it should be no problem.
I think I'll be happy with just England. I really don't need a large empire. I think I can find enough hot English women to satisfy my need. If I get bored though, I'll invade Canada.
Smiley 
ACK!
You won't get control of many oil fields by invading England.
One of the richest and cleanest parts of the UK 
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