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  • #16
    Originally posted by Heresson
    hm, Bulgaria and Romania - the silicon boobs of Europe
    Don't give Tass any new ideas for ihs map-porn
    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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    • #17
      I think China and Brazil have very sexy shapes
      "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
      I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
      Middle East!

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Heresson
        what are spongers?
        Nations like yours
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #19
          This needs a better thread title - something more apolytonized. Maybe "The two new provinces of the empire!" or "We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own."



          Blah

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Heresson
            I think China and Brazil have very sexy shapes
            The borough I live in is shaped like a womans naughty bits
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Datajack Franit
              Italy's gangrape rate rise again..
              With the mafia and all, Italy sure can't produce any crime of its own.
              In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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              • #22
                We should have adopted all the new members only joint with Switzerland and Norway to even out losses a bit. Now we're doomed.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by BeBro
                  This needs a better thread title - something more apolytonized. Maybe "The two new provinces of the empire!" or "We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own."



                  We've already assimilated technologies such as 'bricklaying' and 'vegetable picking' from the Poles, what other possible grand Eastern European technologies could there be?
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #24
                    Frogpainting
                    Blah

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                    • #25
                      That's "frogdrawing" for you in the case of Heresson. Unless you're talking about going into nature and randomly painting real frogs in the weirdest of colours.

                      I'd add 2nd level mafia-ing.

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                      • #26
                        Hi felow Europeans

                        Even if you don't like the prospect of poor Bulgarians flooding your countries you might take the opportunity and visit Bulgaria instead.

                        Quendelie axan!

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                        • #27
                          That message was delivered on behalf of the Bulgarian Tourist Board...
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Ecthy
                            Unless you're talking about going into nature and randomly painting real frogs in the weirdest of colours.
                            Sure, it's an old Polish tradition. I mean posting some pics created in Paint or so is easy, but going into the wilderness to meet the real beasts is a completely different challenge.
                            Blah

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                            • #29
                              All they do is put straws up the frogs' arses and ...

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Heresson
                                I think China and Brazil have very sexy shapes
                                I would think you'd like the shape of India, too
                                THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                                AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                                AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                                DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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