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I farked my way to this report of the silliest police investigations of 2006 in some town:
other great reports:
other great reports:
11/27 2:41 p.m. A local man got a message on his voicemail from another man, who was apparently trying to sell some marijuana and himself.
11/17 6:43 p.m. A man who lost phone contact with his girlfriend called police when she didn’t answer her door. She was doing fine, she just didn’t want to talk to him.
10/10 7:31 a.m. Making an all-out effort to warn people about the bad place, a man went on the campus of Lake Oswego High School with signs, propaganda and wearing a sign around his neck that said, “Avoid Hell.”
10/8 1:29 a.m. Two persons having relations in a parking lot were interrupted by the security officer who spotted them. The couple uncoupled, then backed up their vehicle and nearly hit the officer before driving off.
9/3 9:41 a.m. A woman reported she was receiving phone calls from an unknown person singing “Happy Birthday.”
7/31 1:44 p.m. Two teenage boys were reportedly talking about penises with small children.
[siro: huh???]
7/31 9:23 a.m. One neighbor reported another for name-calling on Touchstone. He told police he was thinking about retaliating, also with name-calling.
7/24 9:15 p.m. After dropping off her child for a field trip, a mother reported concern about the condition of the tires and taillights on a bus.
6/28 1:09 p.m. A man who was turning in circles and poking his fingers in his ears was just waiting for his court appointment at city hall.
6/06 12:40 p.m. Two male streakers, both wearing capes and Batman masks, made a run on Overlook Drive.
5/31 9:10 p.m. A man who stood on a bucket and then crawled through the window of a restaurant on B Avenue turned out to be the owner of the place.
5/5 3:22 p.m. A guy seen dancing on the side of the road on Kerr Parkway was not drunk, as reported, just dancing to his iPod. He was warned to stay out of the road.
5/6 2:21 a.m. A woman in the Davis Lane area had been screaming since midnight. Pounding sounds could also be heard.
4/06 9:02 p.m. A guy in a store was covered in blood. Police found nothing wrong with him and gave him a lift home.
4/14 4:36 p.m. A customer who took a car on an unusually long test drive was located at a bank. He was getting a loan.
11/17 6:43 p.m. A man who lost phone contact with his girlfriend called police when she didn’t answer her door. She was doing fine, she just didn’t want to talk to him.
10/10 7:31 a.m. Making an all-out effort to warn people about the bad place, a man went on the campus of Lake Oswego High School with signs, propaganda and wearing a sign around his neck that said, “Avoid Hell.”
10/8 1:29 a.m. Two persons having relations in a parking lot were interrupted by the security officer who spotted them. The couple uncoupled, then backed up their vehicle and nearly hit the officer before driving off.
9/3 9:41 a.m. A woman reported she was receiving phone calls from an unknown person singing “Happy Birthday.”
7/31 1:44 p.m. Two teenage boys were reportedly talking about penises with small children.
[siro: huh???]
7/31 9:23 a.m. One neighbor reported another for name-calling on Touchstone. He told police he was thinking about retaliating, also with name-calling.
7/24 9:15 p.m. After dropping off her child for a field trip, a mother reported concern about the condition of the tires and taillights on a bus.
6/28 1:09 p.m. A man who was turning in circles and poking his fingers in his ears was just waiting for his court appointment at city hall.
6/06 12:40 p.m. Two male streakers, both wearing capes and Batman masks, made a run on Overlook Drive.
5/31 9:10 p.m. A man who stood on a bucket and then crawled through the window of a restaurant on B Avenue turned out to be the owner of the place.
5/5 3:22 p.m. A guy seen dancing on the side of the road on Kerr Parkway was not drunk, as reported, just dancing to his iPod. He was warned to stay out of the road.
5/6 2:21 a.m. A woman in the Davis Lane area had been screaming since midnight. Pounding sounds could also be heard.
4/06 9:02 p.m. A guy in a store was covered in blood. Police found nothing wrong with him and gave him a lift home.
4/14 4:36 p.m. A customer who took a car on an unusually long test drive was located at a bank. He was getting a loan.