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Apparently there is a big staph infection breakout amongst young adults on the West Coast. It's size is one issue but the real thorn in the collective behind here is that it is largely resistant to anti-biotics. My best friend and I both happened to be lucky enough to get in on this trend while it's still hot.
I ended up getting the long end of this poopstick and currently I'm holed up in the hospital slowly nursing my leg back to health with the "last resort" anti biotic available. Anyway, to keep myself entertained between the Wall Street Journal and the internet I've begun writing a a daily joke.
On the wall across from me there is a big half white half cork board with the words "Welcome to Post Surgery!" emblazoned across the top. It has sections for the date, my name, nurse names and some other stuff that would be relevant had I actually gone under the knife.
Below the mobility section, there is a big section for "Today's Goal". My friend and saw it as fertile ground for humor. So far we have come up with one a day to keep me and the nurses entertained.
We've used the following:
Find a cure for Cancer
Get down with the G.O.D. (Saved! reference)
Eviscerate the Proletariat
The muse has fallen silent and so I turn to you, the legions of Apolyton to help keep a sly smile drawn across my face.
I ended up getting the long end of this poopstick and currently I'm holed up in the hospital slowly nursing my leg back to health with the "last resort" anti biotic available. Anyway, to keep myself entertained between the Wall Street Journal and the internet I've begun writing a a daily joke.
On the wall across from me there is a big half white half cork board with the words "Welcome to Post Surgery!" emblazoned across the top. It has sections for the date, my name, nurse names and some other stuff that would be relevant had I actually gone under the knife.
Below the mobility section, there is a big section for "Today's Goal". My friend and saw it as fertile ground for humor. So far we have come up with one a day to keep me and the nurses entertained.
We've used the following:
Find a cure for Cancer
Get down with the G.O.D. (Saved! reference)
Eviscerate the Proletariat
The muse has fallen silent and so I turn to you, the legions of Apolyton to help keep a sly smile drawn across my face.
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