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1) Flag salesman: With all the flag burning in the MidEast it would be a great business to start up. Just get you a couple large vans and follow the protesters and funeral processions. You could make a good living and increase the stadards of the protests cause some of the homemade flags they are burning are just embarrasing. One would want to make sure everyone knew what you were doing though cause it might not be too healthy to be caught out and about with a van full of those flags and be mistaken for a supporter of those countries. Which flags would you just have to have?
US flag of course
Isreali flag would also be a must.
Dutch flag for those still caught up in the cartoon protests
Perhaps a small collection of Ethopian flags for the niche market
2) Jihad tours. These days all sorts of agencies are being set up for speciality tours and with travel restrictions it must be difficult for your average muslim freedom fighter to travel. Also with the wide variety of locales where muslims are being oppressed, it would be a booming business. Lessons on how to survive Guantanamo could be offered at a modest price
Top destinations could include
Iraq
Afganistan
Somalia (was looking like an up and comming spot until Ethopia stuck it's nose into the situation. Of course the suicide pakage could become popular there pretty soon)
Thailand
Lebanon
Sudan (really attractive if the west decides to intervene but as of yet not really on the average muslims radar yet)
Chechnia (maybe too ****ing cold up there or just not really interested)
Possible future markets?
Any other business opportunites that I have missed?
US flag of course
Isreali flag would also be a must.
Dutch flag for those still caught up in the cartoon protests
Perhaps a small collection of Ethopian flags for the niche market
2) Jihad tours. These days all sorts of agencies are being set up for speciality tours and with travel restrictions it must be difficult for your average muslim freedom fighter to travel. Also with the wide variety of locales where muslims are being oppressed, it would be a booming business. Lessons on how to survive Guantanamo could be offered at a modest price
Top destinations could include
Iraq
Afganistan
Somalia (was looking like an up and comming spot until Ethopia stuck it's nose into the situation. Of course the suicide pakage could become popular there pretty soon)
Thailand
Lebanon
Sudan (really attractive if the west decides to intervene but as of yet not really on the average muslims radar yet)
Chechnia (maybe too ****ing cold up there or just not really interested)
Possible future markets?
Any other business opportunites that I have missed?
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