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  • #16
    Originally posted by red_jon
    I am a gay, and my skincare products consist of a bar of soap and a flannel.

    Am I a hetero-metrosexual?
    You're a retrosexual
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • #17
      I dressed as a girl for a friend's birthday party this week end.
      The horror! The horror!
      Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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      • #18
        Originally posted by red_jon
        I am a gay, and my skincare products consist of a bar of soap and a flannel.

        Am I a hetero-metrosexual?
        Flannel? Lumberjack-style?

        You're such a flamer.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Asher


          Flannel? Lumberjack-style?

          You're such a flamer.
          The gay Canadian lumber-jack chic look makes up a worrying percentage of my wardrobe.
          Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
          -Richard Dawkins

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          • #20
            On the metrosexual scale with ten being the epitome of meterosexuality, I am at 2 or 1.
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • #21
              Uber? Upper? Utter?

              Udder?
              Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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              • #22
                This thread seems to have been taken over by rectumsexuals.

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                • #23
                  ...says the republican.
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #24
                    I have never been remotely persuaded by this metrosexuality crap. It's just the never-ending tentacles of the fashion and beauty industry trying to find a new market - the male one - after all we do constitute half of the population - it is a big market. However the majority are just not convinced by the gimmicks and bullsh*t. Although I am disturbed by the impact on male vanity they have already had that was traditionally a preserve of the female fashion/beauty industry. I wish they'd shrivel up and die and leave everyone to their own devices.

                    Blatant commercialism
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #25
                      I have never been remotely persuaded by this metrosexuality crap.


                      Trust me, we know!
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Asher
                        ...says the republican.
                        No, monarchsexual for me, please.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Asher
                          I have never been remotely persuaded by this metrosexuality crap.


                          Trust me, we know!
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #28
                            Ha-f**king-ha!
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #29
                              I still don't know how to dress though. There must be some trick to it. You'd think all you have to do is put on a pair of pants and shirt. But there seems to be more to it. I give up on looking cool. Just give me levi jeans anyday.

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                              • #30
                                Its not rocket science, grasshopper...

                                I'll give you a tip: the cool kids don't wear underwear anymore, they go commando, even if they wear mini skirts.

                                Is the "queer eye for the straight guy" still running? You should try to get on the show. They'll set you straight.
                                Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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