I'm worried about becoming a metrosexual

[Dis]

or do people still use that word? I think that is so 2005. I hate that word too.

But some of those scented lotions smell really good. And the other day I walked into a bath and body store in the mall. I didn't buy anything though. Actually the good thing is I was still hopelessly lost and didn't know what to do. So maybe I'm not too metro after all.

Maybe there are camps or ministers/preachers that can turn me back. One can only hope.

Maybe tomorrow I'll wear some holy jeans, and not shave.

[SlowwHand]

Holy jeans? Like sprinkled with Holy water and blessed?

[Impaler[WrG]]

I didn't buy anything though.

Sorry that means your already lost, any man who enters such a store without being compelled by a woman (she is dragging you along as she shops OR your buying her a gift) has gone to the darkside. If you had actualy bought a christmas gift even with the vaugest notions of what woman you were going to give it too you would have been spared.

To redeam yourself you must also get stoned drunk and watch Nascar or football all day. The jeans will be blessed by YOUR 'holy' water after you fall asleep on the couch and piss your self.

[cambece]

Give in... Give in to the Dark Side.

*applies apple scented lip balm*

[Zkribbler]

Some of 'Poly's most celebrated posters are metrosexuals.
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[Nostromo]

@ a the thread

[Wiglaf]

A metrosexual is someone who is bisexual. There is no need for ANOTHER PHRASE TO DESCRIBE BISEXUALS.

[Bosh]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
A metrosexual is someone who is bisexual. There is no need for ANOTHER PHRASE TO DESCRIBE BISEXUALS.

Or Asian.

[Saras]

[Ãskallin]

Hey nothing wrong with a bit of good scent...

I actually feel pretty bad cause I bought some fragrence for 149 $ (kiwi dollars) .
That really got me hooked, they must have some kind of drugs in that.

[Nostromo]

You mean the Axe effect?

Man, Axe is a lot cheaper in North America.

[Fake Boris]

I dressed as a girl for a friend's birthday party this week end. The nail polish won't go off though and I'm going out tonight. Estimate my chances of success to be low.

[Winston]

I'm worried about becoming a metrosexual

No you're not. I think you're just playing hard to get.

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
A metrosexual is someone who is bisexual. There is no need for ANOTHER PHRASE TO DESCRIBE BISEXUALS.

I thought it meant someone that had sex with trains?

[red_jon]

I am a gay, and my skincare products consist of a bar of soap and a flannel.

Am I a hetero-metrosexual?