Need someone to lie for you?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Help me out here, folks. Someone must have witnessed me being driven out.

What was it like? Did I cry like a face-punched child with no sweets? Was he cruel, domineering and viciously suave about it?

[Winston]

It's time for you to change the record, imbecile. And while you're at it, try figuring out that mysterious mute button. Go on, there's some real achieving to be done here!

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I'm having fun, Winston. Are you?

That's the great thing about finding out you were driven out. Every post I now make carries the great big sub-text "Ahahahahahahahaha. Try harder next time".

[Dinner]

Winston, just admit you were wrong. It's the honorable thing to do.

[Winston]

You were the one who within mere seconds ran to Counterglow and advertised for this royal bastard to make his appearance, so I'm not taking any advice from you, Oerdin.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I'm still here, incidentally.

[Winston]

So you are. And still being as childish as ever, I see. Watch out for the school yard bullies now, Shorty!

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Will you take advice from me?

It's "If you want to claim to have driven people away, stick to people who have actually left. Not people who are still regularly visiting and posting".

I realise you'll object to taking any advice from me, but surely you'll concede that the notion has merits?

[Winston]

Oh, come on. You're not fooling anyone here. You haven't been "regularly posting" compared to the time before the two of us took our last trip down Lovers' Lane. Not even close. Your pretending that you have just won't cut it. Grow up, and stop lying to us, will you? Save it for your rounded and fulfilled family. Heh.

[Dis]

what was this thread about again?

[Winston]

Lying, I believe. We're still on topic.

[Lorizael]

It's time I admitted it: I drove JohnT away.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by Winston
Oh, come on. You're not fooling anyone here. You haven't been "regularly posting" compared to the time before the two of us took our last trip down Lovers' Lane. Not even close. Your pretending that you have just won't cut it. Grow up, and stop lying to us, will you? Save it for your rounded and fulfilled family. Heh.

So being "driven away" doesn't actually mean I have to stop visiting and posting?

That's a relief. I was about to ask who was using my log-in in these recent OT threads.

http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=160425

http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=160384

http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=160470

http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=160060

http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=160469

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by Lorizael
It's time I admitted it: I drove JohnT away.

It could well have been you. It wasn't one of Winston's driving aways because he appears to have actually left.

[Richelieu]

If it's any consolation, you guys all manage to drive me away from here every now and then.