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  • #1

    You know you're getting old when...

    Somebody sends you a request for a new account for a guy named Felix Oscar and you just know there's a joke that should be made there but you can't quite remember which one exactly... and then the kids around you all look at you funny when you ask them about it.




    I remembered, by the way.
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    addendum

    You know you're getting old when...

    Somebody sends you a request for a new account for a guy named Felix Oscar and you just know there's a joke that should be made there but you can't quite remember which one exactly... and then the kids around you all look at you funny when you ask them about it.

    ... and you post a thread about it on Poly and everybody's going "WTF is he talkin' about?"
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    • #3
      Oh, I got it (even though the movie came out 12 years before I was born)
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      • #4
        I had an account creation request for Dick T. Witt. the other day. That just makes me juvenile finding that funny.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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        • #5
          You're old for a young guy.
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          • #6
            You're old when the hair in your ears and/or eyebrows is greater than that on your head.

            See nostromo as an example.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Originally posted by SlowwHand
              You're old when the hair in your ears and/or eyebrows is greater than that on your head.

              See nostromo as an example.
              What?

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              • #8
                WTF is he talkin' about?
                THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                • #9
                  Old age and pilosity.
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                  • #10
                    Who the **** is Felix Oscar? I'm not even that young...

                    Maybe I should know, but I've forgotten because I'm getting old...

                    [edit] fixed
                    A thing either is what it appears to be; or it is not, but yet appears to be; or it is, but does not appear to be; or it is not, and does not appear to be.--Epictitus

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                    • #11
                      Friday night watching TV is preferable to going out to a club.. oh wait, that's just because the beer's cheaper at home.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by senowen
                        Who the **** is Felix Oscar? I'm not even that young...

                        Maybe I should know, but I've forgotten because I'm getting old...

                        [edit] fixed
                        The Odd Couple (1968) ⭐ 7.6 | Comedy
                        http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063374/
                        1h 45m | PG


                        Old people know it.
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Park Avenue
                          Friday night watching TV is preferable to going out to a club.. oh wait, that's just because the beer's cheaper at home.
                          But there are no random hot girls at home, so I'm more than willing to pay the premium on the alcohol
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #14


                            Seen it, but I'm not old enough to have actually watched the show version. But old enough to know that there was a show version.
                            A thing either is what it appears to be; or it is not, but yet appears to be; or it is, but does not appear to be; or it is not, and does not appear to be.--Epictitus

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by LordShiva
                              But there are no random hot girls at home, so I'm more than willing to pay the premium on the alcohol
                              Yeah, but who wants to be the creepy lechurous old guy?
                              A thing either is what it appears to be; or it is not, but yet appears to be; or it is, but does not appear to be; or it is not, and does not appear to be.--Epictitus

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