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If that makes the adoptee legal and documented, why not?
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Originally posted by SlowwHand
Superman.
Me, in a nutshell. 
Are you a moderate republican, SlowwHand?
No way! He's too f***ng liberal!
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Originally posted by Elok
Now now, I think Superman might have some sort of alien worker visa...
The guy is an illegal!
Where is "la Migra"?Comment
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Since when is Jimmy Olsen gay? (Well, other than it being rather clear from his depiction in the books of the 60s, but did the character actually come out?)B♭3Comment
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Nice
But I agree with the second article on Batman and Superman.
Batman's the son of a billionaire industrialist who believes that he can do whatever he wants regardless of the law, and that the main problems in the world are caused by two-bit gangsters like the Joker. He also has his own "Boy Wonder." You don't get any more Republican than that.
While Superman's an illegal immigrant, who was raised very modestly, and lives in a densely populated metropolis. He's also one of those muckraking librral media types who believes that the main problems in the world are caused by big corporations, like Lex Luther's. A veritable commie."Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
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Oh, horse****.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Excellent argument
As for the X-Men, they're kind of an enigma. On the one hand, they have the tolerance shtick so at least they're social liberals. But on the other hand, Prof. X gets lots of neat toys, but no visible means of funding his "school." So, they're either being bankrolled by - and therefore are tools of - big business, in which case they're Libertarians, or they have some protection racket going on (is Magneto really their archrival, or just the enforcer?), in which case they're probably Dems. Protection rackets usually don't get you, say, stealth aircraft, so I'll go with Libertarian."Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
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X-Men
Each person normally has one pair of sex chromosomes in each cell. Females have two X chromosomes, while males have one X and one Y chromosome.
They're obviously transvestites, and in all probability, radical liberal democrats.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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True, hadn't considered that."Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
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Banging female heads of interseller empires sure do though.Originally posted by Ramo
Protection rackets usually don't get you, say, stealth aircraft,
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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DC says it best about political philosophies.
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AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
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DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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He's a day trader.Originally posted by Ramo
Excellent argument
As for the X-Men, they're kind of an enigma. On the one hand, they have the tolerance shtick so at least they're social liberals. But on the other hand, Prof. X gets lots of neat toys, but no visible means of funding his "school." So, they're either being bankrolled by - and therefore are tools of - big business, in which case they're Libertarians, or they have some protection racket going on (is Magneto really their archrival, or just the enforcer?), in which case they're probably Dems. Protection rackets usually don't get you, say, stealth aircraft, so I'll go with Libertarian.
Being the world's strongest telepath means you can inside trade when ever, where ever
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No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Who does your super hero vote for?
Well, Reagan started out as a Democrat, but wisened up during the 1950's.Comment
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Because of exposure to cosmic waves?“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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If by "cosmic waves" you mean "McCarthyism," yes.Originally posted by DaShi
Because of exposure to cosmic waves?
EDIT: WRT Superman, I think the whole planet-exploding thing qualifies him for consideration as a refugee seeking asylum and not just a border-jumper. Even if the technology existed to send him back (faster-than-light travel being a ways away still), he had nowhere to go back to.Comment
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