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  • #16
    Lindsay Lohan
    who????

    "Freaky Friday," "Herbie Fully Loaded," "A Prairie Home Companion" and "Bobby."
    never heard of any of these either.....
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    • #17
      You're Greek, how can you see or hear anything through all that body hair?
      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by MarkG
        "Freaky Friday," "Herbie Fully Loaded," "A Prairie Home Companion" and "Bobby."
        never heard of any of these either.....
        Consider yourself fortunate.
        Unbelievable!

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        • #19
          Don't be a douche, Drose. Lindsay Lohan going without alcohol for a week is downright miraculous. It wouldn't be for a normal person, but at least she's being honest about the depth of her depravity, unlike Paris "I've only had sex with two people in my life, honest" Hilton.

          EDIT: added to clarify the emotional tone of this message.
          Last edited by Elok; December 12, 2006, 22:22.
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          • #20
            I think she's had 2 CD's that were both rated...maybe 3 stars of 5. Maybe 2 1/2. So nothing outstanding.
            Maybe getting herself together will help.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Elok
              Don't be a douche, Drose. Lindsay Lohan going without alcohol for a week is downright miraculous. It wouldn't be for a normal person, but at least she's being honest about the depth of her depravity, unlike Paris "I've only had sex with two people in my life, honest" Hilton.
              Sorry, but getting a whole seven days (specifically, the seven days right before someone finally asked ... how convenient) out of an entire year is not miraculous, it's lazy and non-committal. The woman has little to no interest in mellowing out and she demonstrates that by making people like you and Yaguar believe she does. It's called public relations and you fell for it.

              I know and talk to two members at the gym I work at that are both AA alumni. One currently helps others break the cycle and the other works as a nurse at a rest home. The first guy was addicted to coke and has been clean for years and the nurse's problem was the bottle coupled with her bipolar disorder. Lindsay Lohan's problem is she needs a stern hand to spank her when she's bad. I'd offer to help, but I'm gay and I'd rather not catch any nasty diseases that skank might be carrying.
              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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              • #22
                who the **** cares?

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by DRoseDARs



                  2) Your FACE
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #24
                    red bull ruins families. My father was a red bull addict. It was hell growing up.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by DRoseDARs


                      Sorry, but getting a whole seven days (specifically, the seven days right before someone finally asked ... how convenient) out of an entire year is not miraculous, it's lazy and non-committal. The woman has little to no interest in mellowing out and she demonstrates that by making people like you and Yaguar believe she does. It's called public relations and you fell for it.

                      I know and talk to two members at the gym I work at that are both AA alumni. One currently helps others break the cycle and the other works as a nurse at a rest home. The first guy was addicted to coke and has been clean for years and the nurse's problem was the bottle coupled with her bipolar disorder. Lindsay Lohan's problem is she needs a stern hand to spank her when she's bad. I'd offer to help, but I'm gay and I'd rather not catch any nasty diseases that skank might be carrying.
                      Just looked at my schedule. And it appears I am free all this week to spank Linday Lohan.

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                      • #26
                        Go for it. She's not doing anything important, like curing cancer or fostering world peace. Give her life purpose, a reason to live.
                        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                        • #27
                          I think I'll go to her aa meeting just to meet Lindsie Lohan. It's open to all to attend. Though they like you to contribute money for the cookies. Yes I have been to one before.

                          But the primary purpose is confidentiality and anyomitity (I know, I can't spell that word ). You aren't ever supposed to say other people who are in there with you.

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                          • #28
                            have venereal diseases been with mankinf forever?

                            Because, I wouldnt touch her, because Id be afraid of what I could catch.
                            That made me think if maybe in the past you could be with sluttly girls and the only risk getting them pregnant
                            I need a foot massage

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                              who the **** cares?
                              YOUR FACE

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Frozzy View Post

                                YOUR FACE

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