I just wrote an awesome shell script

[VetLegion]

Ari is right. Or start a thread saying "I'm the smartest man alive" with poll with two options "yes" and "yes". We've had those and that's what OT is for

[KrazyHorse]

Ari's solution is simply cruel. I don't want to deny the rest of you the opportunity to enjoy what nuggets of wisdom I choose to endow you with.