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Given their inefficiency, bloat, and number of failed projects/systems/whatevers, I wouldn't worry. Mostly just a big FUBAR and waste of taxpayer money. Damn, I'm glad I don't work for the government any more.Originally posted by Zkribbler
I hope the Dept. of Homeland Security scares al Qaeda.
Because they sure as Hell scare the crapp outta me.
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Wow, this is a ****ing idiotic system.
And this guy's a ****ing moron. We could shoot every single foreigner too, and you can bet that procedure will stop a) potential terrorists, b) potential thieves and petty criminals, c) potential rapists and other violent criminals, d) potential embezzlers and other white-collar criminals, e) immigrants, f) strange-lookin' people with accents from entering our country.Ahern said that border agents concentrate on arrivals more than on departures because their resources are limited.
"If this catches one potential terrorist, this is a success," Ahern said.
It'd be successful 100% of the time, too.B♭3Comment
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Katrina.Originally posted by Zkribbler
I hope the Dept. of Homeland Security scares al Qaeda.
Because they sure as Hell scare the crapp outta me.
The Mexican Border.
Airport Security.
The assessment that NYC possesses "no terrorist targets worth protecting."
The official recently caught selling fake immigration documents.
The high-level official recently caught setting up a meeting with a 14-year-old girl (really a cop) he's been having cybersex with.
DHS has got to be the worst US agency, ever."I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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i thought this would be a thread about retroactive OT post countSafer worlds through superior firepowerComment
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This is exactly why I refuse to go to the US until you guys drop this kind of crap. Everybody is in the database, and has no access to his data. I thought so much was obvious in the partriot act already."I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
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Whocares if everyone is included?! Age, sex and ethnicty is not mentionned anywhere...Originally posted by SlowwHand
Sex 20 %
Age 20%
Ethnicty 20 %
Meal 40%
Wiggy, everyone is on the list. Do you get it? I guess so. So now you can follow along.
I'm sure a 68 years old black granma will should have a low score, no?
How about a 6 years old chineese kid?
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I work at a credit union now, the Patriot Act requires us to get so much info, and if someone refuses to give it up, we are required by law to call up DHS, and the Secret Service to report them.
That poor old lady who wouldn't put her license through the drive-up last night.... I hope she likes Guantanamo, she did complain about the cold too
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Ari Rahikkala, yes but that is an illusion of right to know your registers...
THe register SUPO keeps is definitely not something you can look into. It includes most information from databases, and they can rank you as well. And you do NOT have a right to know what's in it, or your rank.
Except this has been done for a long time now. You can not challenge your ranking in there, because you have no right to know what is in there. So you can stick that henkilötietosuoja law up in ... someones ass.
After all, that's the only database that _really_ matters.In da butt.
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Originally posted by Zkribbler
Just what kind of meals to terrorist order??
Passenger: "I'll have the rice pilaf, please."
Sky Marshall: "J'accuse!!"
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What I find disturbing is that there is no method by which one can challenge one's "score." Obviously, you don't even get to know your score.
DHS: keeping Americans safe from vegetarians.
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You don't have to come to the US to get scored. Arrivals are just who they focus on. They can score everyone. You need to stop sitting in the "terrorist-preferred" seats on airlines, Spiffor. Otherwise, "they" are going to get you, you rice pilaf eater, you!Originally posted by Spiffor
This is exactly why I refuse to go to the US until you guys drop this kind of crap. Everybody is in the database, and have no access to their data. I thought so much was obvious in the Patriot Act already.
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Originally posted by Terra Nullius
Nobody around here ever cavity-searches me.
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How about Ulster? Or German RAF?Originally posted by Wiglaf
If you arent muslim, you should not be on this list
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