Doctors suspect former Russian prime minister poisoned

[Heresson]

Oh, I do appreciate them. If I could, I would send them against some dragon...

[Pekka]

Well, when the hostile aliens come, I trust the Russians will trick them into self-extermination somehow. The West will go about it with their chins high, getting killed in the first few days, because of our inferior technology and strategy.

The Asians will last for a longer period but will face the same fate with the westerners.

But the Russians will make friends with them, stick a knife in their neck and poison their families. So we are all saved

[Spiffor]

Ohh those Russians...
Some things never change

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

(Spoken: )
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

(Spoken: ) Oh, those Russians...

[Heresson]

Well, if Putin is Rasputin, who's the "Russian Queen"? Yeltzin?

[Pekka]

Putin is greates lover of Yeltsin? Isn't that a.. failing analogue?

[Dr Strangelove]

Why would they use a rare radioactive isotope easily traced to one of their reactors? That's the sort of stupidity formerly associated with ther Bulgarian secret police. Are they just not paying their agents enough? Come to think of it, they probably could have hired someone really top-notch for the cost of the Polonium.

Mybe they thought that when the poison was identified as Polonium everyone would suspect the Poles.