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  • #31
    I knew a girl who's name was B*tchtao.

    She was asian.

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    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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    • #32
      she's not asian anymore?

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Sava
        In order to come up with your pr0n name, you take your first pet's name and use the street you grew up on as a last name.

        My pr0n name is Alex Oak.

        That's a good one.

        You can mess around with it a little bit. My first pet's name was "Alexander" and the street I first lived on was "Oakdale". I think any derivation of that is okay.
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        • #34
          Not a porn name but from "16 Candles"
          Long duck dong.
          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
          RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Sava
            In order to come up with your pr0n name, you take your first pet's name and use the street you grew up on as a last name.

            My pr0n name is Alex Oak.
            I'm Grisounet Convention
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            • #36
              Long Dong Silver was pretty good too.
              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Spiffor

                I'm Grisounet Convention
                Wow.

                France.
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Sava
                  In order to come up with your pr0n name, you take your first pet's name and use the street you grew up on as a last name.
                  Houdini Lockwood.
                  One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                  • #39
                    I'm not sure what my pet's first name was. but my current one is a female.

                    So let's see: Lizzie lawndale. That just doesn't sound very pornish.

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                    • #40
                      Well if I went by pet name and street address, then my porn name would be

                      Bullet Progress

                      However, one time I paid a ticket, and the female clerk's name was Stacy Stiffy. That's a pretty good porn name.

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                      • #41
                        Might be slightly off topic, but the titles of the porn are must more interesting, a la "Shaving Private Ryan."

                        I went to a normal video store (not looking for porn which can be found in abundance for free on the Internet), and the guy there gave me a business card with their phone number. He did not know, however, that someone else had used the back of it for a scratch pad and written down two movie titles: "Teenage Biker Sluts" and "Back-Door Brides". Now I can understand "Teenage Biker Sluts", but isn't "Back-Door Brides" getting awfully specialized?

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                        • #42
                          What?!?

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                          -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                          • #43
                            pet name and street address :

                            Whisky Timberbank.

                            hmmm ...

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                            • #44
                              Why do people call you Timberbank?

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                              • #45
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