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  • Another useless British study: women talk more than men!

    It is something one half of the population has long suspected - and the other half always vocally denied. Women really do talk more than men. In fact, women talk almost three times as much as men, with the average woman chalking up 20,000 words in a day - 13,000 more than the average man


    They say women talk 3 times more than men. I'm surprised it's not more than that.

    This goes up with those noteworthy british studies that people with glasses are deemed to be less attractive, and that alcohol improves one's attractiveness to the other gender. I swear people get paid for doing nothing.

    So now we know women talk alot, what does this mean for the future of humanity?

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    I don't know if they were British but I remember reading about a study which explored why cornflakes get soggy if you pour milk on them.

    Its up there with a cure for cancer
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      In other news the sky is blue.
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      • #4
        What they should say is this:

        Let the woman talk, and soon she will want to have sex with you.
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        • #5
          I tried that, but they just keep talking and talking.

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          • #6
            Re: Another useless British study: women talk more than men!

            Originally posted by Dis
            I swear people get paid for doing nothing.
            Yeah, these dumbass surveys are a waste of space. Though, not for the Daily Mail, obviously.

            Next week : a survey showing that 95% of surveys referred to by British tabloids are stupid and pointless.

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            • #7
              "that people with glasses are deemed to be less attractive"

              Whut, cute chicks with glasses are double-plus cute.
              I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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              • #8
                cute chicks with glasses
                Quendelie axan!

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                • #9
                  Whats worse is when they go to an english pub, ask people , who do you think is the greatest man of the XX century, and all the drunk brits answer bart simpson, and then they put it on the news
                  I need a foot massage

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by TheStinger
                    I don't know if they were British but I remember reading about a study which explored why cornflakes get soggy if you pour milk on them.

                    Its up there with a cure for cancer
                    That study might be useful to providing consumers with cereal that takes longer to get soggy in milk. Granted not everybody cares if their cereal gets soggy but i wouldn't be surprised to learn there is a market for flakes that take a while to get soggy.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Geronimo
                      That study might be useful to providing consumers with cereal that takes longer to get soggy in milk. Granted not everybody cares if their cereal gets soggy but i wouldn't be surprised to learn there is a market for flakes that take a while to get soggy.
                      One could argue the OP study could also have a practical use: studies already definitively show that jabbering on the cell phone makes auto accidents far more likely, and now this study shows that women flap their gums three times more than men. Hence, insurance companies would be justified in adding a surcharge for female drivers.
                      Unbelievable!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
                        "that people with glasses are deemed to be less attractive"

                        Whut, cute chicks with glasses are double-plus cute.
                        I agree, but most of the general population doesn't.

                        I know 2 cute girls at work who wear glasses. I'd hit it. Unusual because most people in my city don't wear glasses.

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                        • #13
                          I'd suspect that among people with glases theirs a much stronger pro-glasses leaning probably into the possitive. I sugjest a Poll.
                          Companions the creator seeks, not corpses, not herds and believers. Fellow creators, the creator seeks - those who write new values on new tablets. Companions the creator seeks, and fellow harvesters; for everything about him is ripe for the harvest. - Thus spoke Zarathustra, Fredrick Nietzsche

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                          • #14
                            If you let a western woman talk to you long enough she will distain you for being interested in a person such as herself since she has such low self esteem. Better to ignore her, she will admire you for that. Then, when you're ready, make a pass. She will then think you low for bothering, smack you around a bit and then you can go play civ.
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                            Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                            • #15
                              I have no idea what any of that means. Are you drunk? Or maybe I'm just tired at 4 in the morning.

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