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  • Who would have thunk the Texans were so into personal hygiene?

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    This guy was so upset the other guy didn't wash his hands after using the restroom he got into a knifefight over it. Though you'd think getting someone else's blood all over you would be less hygienic. But no one said Texans were smart.

    But somehow I think there is more to this story than washing hands. But that's his excuse.

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    Uh oh. I have cousins in Mansfield.
    Last edited by SlowwHand; November 24, 2006, 17:10.
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    • #3
      I wouldn't admit to that.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by SlowwHand
        Uh oh. I have cousins in Mansfield.
        Does he wash his hands?
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          Cleanliness is next to Godliness

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            In a public restroom, there are more germs on that water faucet handle then they are on the dudes penis. If the faucets arent automatic i dont use them either i carry handi wipes and clean my hands after i get out of the bathroom. The door handles and hand turned faucets are filthy
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            • #7
              I generally spit wash.






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              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                I've always thought Texans were very hygienic, I thought they were all giant douches.

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                • #9
                  HEY!
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Eroberer
                      I've always thought Texans were very hygienic, I thought they were all giant douches.
                      That might have gone better had u added BAG to the end of douche
                      When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by SlowwHand
                        Uh oh. I have cousins in Mansfield.
                        Just don't marry one of them.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SlowwHand
                          HEY!
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski

                            In a public restroom, there are more germs on that water faucet handle then they are on the dudes penis. If the faucets arent automatic i dont use them either i carry handi wipes and clean my hands after i get out of the bathroom. The door handles and hand turned faucets are filthy
                            That's why there's a simple solution:

                            1. Turn on faucet.
                            2. Wash hands.
                            3. Dry hands with towel.
                            4. Use towel to turn off faucet.
                            5. Use towel to open door.
                            6. Throw towel out somewhere outside.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by snoopy369


                              That's why there's a simple solution:

                              1. Turn on faucet.
                              2. Wash hands.
                              3. Dry hands with towel.
                              4. Use towel to turn off faucet.
                              5. Use towel to open door.
                              6. Throw towel out somewhere outside.

                              Yea, when I see people do that, I think "Californian," not Texan.

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