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    Umm... Perfect Christimas gift for my 6 yr old or maybe not

    Dora's AquaPet



    Hey its gotta be good the promo even says:

    Talk to her!
    Laugh and play together!
    Share your secrets with her!
    Give her love!
    Discover her songs and dances!

    She also plays and interacts with the Boots too!
    Have an adventure with Dora the Explorer, your interactive friend!


    "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

    “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter
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  • #2
    Is it just my imagination

    or does that look like a dildo?
    “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

    ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man​

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    • #3
      It's not your imagination.
      After one look, I started looking for the clues that it's not a real toy but a joke. I didn't see any.
      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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      • #4
        Its real. Well in so far as a dildo is real. Or more to the point a dildo looking toy that is.

        Little Miss Oglethorpe's first sex toy for Christmas. Ages 5+
        "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

        “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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        • #5
          I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

          Asher on molly bloom

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          • #6
            Think I'll stick with Dora's Talking Cash Register.
            "Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
            "I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
            "Stuie is right...." - Guynemer

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            • #7
              Fun for all your little girls .
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #8
                they gotta learn sometime.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Datajack Franit
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Dis
                    they gotta learn sometime.

                    I PRAY you don´t have females in your family
                    I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                    Asher on molly bloom

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Datajack Franit



                      I PRAY you don´t have females in your family
                      doesn't every family have to have at least 1 female? or did I fall asleep in sex ed class again.

                      If I had a daughter, I'd want her masturbating rather than sleeping with the first guy who gives her any attention.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Dis



                        If I had a daughter, I'd want her masturbating
                        QF
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          nothing wrong with masturbation now.

                          If there is, everyone of the members of this forum are going to hell.

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                          • #14
                            Speak for yourself.
                            "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                            • #15
                              doesn't every family have to have at least 1 female?


                              Not in a world with gay marriage...
                              KH FOR OWNER!
                              ASHER FOR CEO!!
                              GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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