No One Expects the Senatorial Inquisition!

[Zkribbler]

Once upon a time, Good King Clinton ruled the land, and all way happiness and joy.

But the evil forces of vileness and misery could not stand Good King Clinton, and so conspired to have him impeached. And the most vile, most miserable, most awful of Good King Clinton's tormentors was Head Persecutor James E. Rogan a former judge who seemed to have no idea what a high crime or misdemeanor is...or at least, who didn't care. (Boo hiss.)

Yet in the end, Justice triumphed, and Good King Clinton was cleared of all charges.

Years passed. Good King Clinton went into retirement and the forces of vileness and misery took over the land. And the people suffered.

Then one day, Evil Prince George decided that James E. Rogan would make a splendid judge. So Evil Prince George nominated James E. Rogan to the federal bench.

But before the vile, miserable and awful James E. Rogan could take his Throne of Power, he had to pass through the Chambers of the Senate. And there, in the Judiciary Committee, waiting for him was The Once and Future Queen Hillary. And oooh how she remembers.....

Pop some popcorn and pull up a chair. this is going to be fun!

[Ninot]

Hahahaha, I don't care what anyone else says, that's some splendid story telling.

And I can't wait to see. Either it will be great fun or truly disappointing.

[BlackCat]

I'm just wondering if he dares to offer her a cigar

[Donegeal]

Poeple talk funny from the other side of the line...

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by BlackCat
I'm just wondering if he dares to offer her a cigar

That would be totally awesome if he did that.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Ninot
Hahahaha, I don't care what anyone else says, that's some splendid story telling.

And I can't wait to see. Either it will be great fun or truly disappointing.

[MichaeltheGreat]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
That would be totally awesome if he did that.

Yes, definitely the sort of maturity and professionalism we should expect of a candidate for the federal bench.

[snoopy369]

Originally posted by Ninot
Hahahaha, I don't care what anyone else says, that's some splendid story telling.

And I can't wait to see. Either it will be great fun or truly disappointing.

I agree That story was great, agree or not with it

[BeBMan]

Great story

[Arrian]

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat


Yes, definitely the sort of maturity and professionalism we should expect of a candidate for the federal bench.

Why? She doesn't smoke?

[Zkribbler]

Why? She doesn't smoke?

Only out her ears, when Bill begins a conversation with, "Honey, y'know that woman I said I didn't have sex with..?"

[Blaupanzer]

Wouldn't be necessary to light the cigar. Sheesh, now I'm doing it!

I thought the bad guy in the piece was Kenneth Starr. How does Rogan fit in?

[Zkribbler]

Starr held the title of independant prosecutor, and he investigation the claims.

Once Clinton was impeached and sent to trial, Rogan headed up the team of prosecutors.

[Heresson]

Originally posted by Ninot
Hahahaha, I don't care what anyone else says, that's some splendid story telling.

I like that hiss the most