Why Can't American Armed Forces recruitment ads be like this?

[Elok]

I'm sure that, much like their American equivalents, Canadian military recruiters will lie, lie like heroin addicts who need a fix, to earn their pay. Screw the movies.

[Richelieu]

Great adds. They put the right spin on it.

[DRoseDARs]

Who the Hell keeps giving Canadians guns?

[KrazyHorse]

You guys have so many of them that some inevitably find their way north.

[DRoseDARs]

You could at least reciprocate with free or exceedingly cheap prescription drugs. Screw what the federal government says, just ship directly to the state capitals. The state governments will handle the rest.

[KrazyHorse]

We're more than happy to sell you them at a modest profit.

[Impaler[WrG]]

I'll create a word to descrive it, Guns + Osmosis = Gunmosis = "The unregulated flow of small arms from a gun rich country across unguarded boarders into a gun poor country"

P.S. Ads were very nice, I especialy liked the way soldiars seem to spend half their time rescuing people from floods, theirs so much flood rescuing in recruiting videos you would think it was its own branch. Note this aplies equily on my side of the border.

[KrazyHorse]

By developed world standards we have a lot of guns too.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Impaler[WrG]
P.S. Ads were very nice, I especialy liked the way soldiars seem to spend half their time rescuing people from floods, theirs so much flood rescuing in recruiting videos you would think it was its own branch. Note this aplies equily on my side of the border.

Unlubricated anal sex with drill instructors and compulsive weapon-polishing were determined to be far less appealing to the target audience, so those parts were edited out.

[DRoseDARs]

I knew something was missing...

[KrazyHorse]

It's getting late and I'm starting to get silly.

[MRT144]

starting?

[KrazyHorse]

Quiet, son.

[Richelieu]

Unlubricated?

[Elok]

Canadian AF can't afford luxuries like lube.