Lightning shoots from woman's bumhole!

[Dinner]

Don't thank me, thank Laz for this one.

A Croatian woman was left with a severely burned anus after a lightning strike which entered through her mouth left her body through her bottom.

The lightning reportedly struck Natasha Timarovic's building as she was cleaning her teeth – with her mouth to the tap, sending the current through her body.

And as she was wearing rubber-soled shoes, the lightning bolt was unable to earth through her feet – so it took the next easiest route, and came out of her rectum.

It then earthed itself via her moist shower curtain.

'It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all,' Timarovic said.

A medic told local news station 24 Sata: 'Instead of earthing through her feet, it appears the electricity shot out of her backside… if she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed.'

The medic described the incident as 'bizarre, but not impossible.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=20883&in_page_id=2

[Dr Strangelove]

Wait a minute - if the current entered her mouth and exited through her butt it still should have passed through her heart and nervous system causing her to die.

[Nubclear]

Croatians have no heart. They are not human.

[Dinner]

My guess is it was only part of the lightening's energy. Since it first hit the building, then went into the pipes, then into here, and finally out her ass. Since the pipes are grounded (the water lines go into the ground) likely most of the current went out that way and she just touched it at the wrong time.

Still, lightening out of asses.

[notyoueither]

I call bull****.

[notyoueither]

I also note a growing fixation on sphincterial phenomena on the part of some posters.

[Barnabas]

Pikachu can shoot lightning from there

[Richelieu]

[Dis]

Originally posted by notyoueither
I also note a growing fixation on sphincterial phenomena on the part of some posters.

yeah, I want more threads about evil republicans. . Though republicans are sphincters, so... You could say he's up to his one trick act again.

[Zkribbler]

I'm getting an idea for a remarkable new superhero.

Lightningbug....her superpowers are...well, uh...

[chequita guevara]

Shoes wouldn't make any difference. With that kind of energy, you could be in a rubber suit and still taken down. It probably wasn't that powerful a strike. The guy who played Jesus of Nazareth in The Passion of the Christ was struck twice during filming, which really ought to have sent him a message.

[CrONoS]

It was not : The Last Temptation Of Christ? The one directed by Scorsese?

Edit:
Anyway; it was a good novel and also a good movie.
Soundtrack composed by Peter Gabriel, movie directed by Scorsese from a novel written by N. Kazantzakis!

[chequita guevara]

No, the one directed by Mel Gibson, while they were filming in Italy. I did a thread on it here.

[Bkeela]

Are there any pictures of her anus available?

[Lancer]

I though it was a new mutant ability.