Teh Stalin Worshippe Thread

[CrONoS]

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[BeBMan]

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[Imran Siddiqui]

Re: Teh Stalin Worshippe Thread

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar



lol hes so dreemy!! lol i guess im just attracted to guys with power! lol

Plus, he did help to purge Russia of anti-democratic elements, so I guess he can't be that bad, can he?
and todays the day he took control We should all leave flowers at his portrait today!

Borat is teh Stalin!

[BeBMan]

I wonder how Borat made it into Civ IV.

[Impaler[WrG]]

Vicenta Fox is teh Stalin (someone find me a picture its 3AM )

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by BeBro
I wonder how Borat made it into Civ IV.

So you.. uh.. like to make sexytime with lady Spanish Premier?

[BeBMan]

Someone should make a complete Borat mod.

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[BeBMan]

Didn't he sing "throw Stalin down the well" or something like that?

[Perfection]

Originally posted by BeBro
Didn't he sing "throw Stalin down the well" or something like that?

it was "throw a Jew down the well"

[Wycoff]

Originally posted by Perfection
it was "throw a Jew down the well"

A song with which Stalin would have heartily agreed.

[Elok]

"Hello! My name-a Borat! I don't feel to care much of your question! This would be because I have list of stock response to all query! Haha! You listen! I dislike the Jews! Barbara Bush look like old man! I say word for genitals in unexpect ways and then mention sex! Then I say is nice or hi-five after saying this! Also I sometimes imply incest to people who might be offend by this! This called "sharp social satire". Now I fart! Haha! Why yes, I do love money, I thank you very much! Great success!"

-www.somethingawful.com

[Tattila the Hun]

Originally posted by cronos_qc

Needs of many, are outweighted, by the needs of Yuri...

[Sandman]

Thank you, Stalin. Thank you because I am joyful. Thank you because I am well. No matter how old I become, I shall never forget how we received Stalin two days ago. Centuries will pass, and the generations still to come will regard us as the happiest of mortals, as the most fortunate of men, because we lived in the century of centuries, because we were privileged to see Stalin, our inspired leader. Yes, and we regard ourselves as the happiest of mortals because we are the contemporaries of a man who never had an equal in world history.

The men of all ages will call on thy name, which is strong, beautiful, wise and marvelous. Thy name is engraven on every factory, every machine, every place on the earth, and in the hearts of all men.

Every time I have found myself in his presence I have been subjugated by his strength, his charm, his grandeur. I have experienced a great desire to sing, to cry out, to shout with joy and happiness. And now see me--me!--on the same platform where the Great Stalin stood a year ago. In what country, in what part of the world could such a thing happen.

I write books. I am an author. All thanks to thee, O great educator, Stalin. I love a young woman with a renewed love and shall perpetuate myself in my children--all thanks to thee, great educator, Stalin. I shall be eternally happy and joyous, all thanks to thee, great educator, Stalin. Everything belongs to thee, chief of our great country. And when the woman I love presents me with a child the first word it shall utter will be : Stalin.

O great Stalin, O leader of the peoples,
Thou who broughtest man to birth.
Thou who fructifies the earth,
Thou who restorest to centuries,
Thou who makest bloom the spring,
Thou who makest vibrate the musical chords...
Thou, splendour of my spring, O thou,
Sun reflected by millions of hearts.

---A. O.Avidenko