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    How to counter the anti-banana menace

    Here's what I do when confronted with a poll without the banana option: I vote for the most ridiculous option with the intent to skew the results and render the poll invalid. If other voters ("consumers") do the same, those polls that fail to include this option will undoubtedly be rendered worthless. The inefficient poll-creators ("producers") will be forced out of the poll-making business ("market"), leaving only the pure.

    Free market FTW!
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
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      Oh, I was thinking more along the lines of castration.

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      • #4
        The banana option makes the poll invalid.

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        -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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        • #5
          Banana haters should be sent to Mingapulco!

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          • #6
            I don't like this peer pressure to conform to the banana option

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            • #7
              A meaningless option invalidates a poll.

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              • #8
                The banana option isn't meaningless. Next time people will complain about beer threads too?
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                • #9
                  LordShiva only wants to maintain the banana because his country grows so many.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Deity Dude
                    A meaningless option invalidates a poll.
                    n00b
                    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Deity Dude
                      A meaningless option invalidates a poll.
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                      -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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