And there ain't a god damn thing you can do about it!
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There's always the chance that it could be a homosexual crisis. It's time to come out of the closet. You know you want to. If you don't come out now you will lose your sanity. I shudder to think of the consequences. You should at least get rid of any firearms around the house now, before it's too late."I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!
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Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
But aren't firearms sign of one's heterosexuality?
I have a BB-gun."Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter
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If you were a Gay Communist Mormon, you'd be in a panic mode, too.
I don't think there's a large enough paper bag to handle all the breathing that must be required.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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