So the make a wish foundation screwed you over...

[SlowwHand]

Peyote Pekka, as he's now to be known.

[Pekka]

So when any of these foundations screw this opporunity up, you will go 'wtf person x'.

Is it really so difficult to choose from 3 of those options I gave you?

[rah]

Maybe if you had made it a poll.

[rah]

Oh and

wtf pekka

[Pekka]

Damn it.. you're right. I knew there was something missing here. Oh well, everyone can say what they'd let their kid do.

And if you would say none of these, you are basically denying the only opportunity for him to have a big dream come true, that's harsh. So which will it be?

Also, every option is guaranteed to give him back alive, but there are of course no guarantees about any other thing.

[Will9]

I'll tenth this.

Originally posted by Verto
wtf pekka?

Edit: I miscounted it's eleventh.

[rah]

Yeah, I'd take the 50 cent one. Figuring it would be tacky if someone offed the sick kid.

[Pekka]

rah, yeah, and there's a guarantee that the kid comes back alive. So if you choose the 50 cent thing, it will be safe in terms of surviving it.

[rah]

Yeah, safe enough. But if not, it would probably save the poor tyke some suffering.

[Pekka]

yep, safe enough for the extraordinary situation.

But.. I find it interesting that no one will go for the Jackson thing. I mean sure, he's wearing a mask to hide his lust, has a bottle of wine and something he claims to be aspirin, but there's a good chance he won't do any molesting. Yet, we will never choose that one, when it likely is the most safe one .

Well I think the cocaine thing would be safest but then again you will hate Jesus so.. tough thing for people who are of Christian faith.

What would it be? Michael Jackson or hating the Jesus and getting high? And if you let your child into hands of an alleged molester, will you go to hell for it? HMmm decisions decisions!

[Pekka]

Or maybe 50 cent is the safest bet. Most likely he has no.. interest in the kid other than the situation. That is, Jackson might be interested in weird ways, where as 50 cent wouldn't be.

But still, there's no guarantees to what he would be exposed to.

But we could have more options as well.

Fourth option would be to let your kid hang out, and these options are all under no supervision.. hang out a week with Courtney Love. She is guaranteed to beg for money to buy drugs on the street and be generally pretty messed up. BUT there is a guarantee that she will not physically hurt the child herself.

[SlowwHand]

I'll take the Michael Jackson choice. Maybe he'll be out for a skin bleach or nose whittle.

[Pekka]

I honestly think that would be the safest choice. In other options, the kid would most likely see some bad things. But with Michael, MOST likely it's all good.

But let's not forget Sloww.... you choose M. Jackson. This might be used later against you in some other context.

[SlowwHand]

Undoubtably. I could say I like looking at rainbows and it would come back to haunt me here.

[Impaler[WrG]]

Just shoot the kid, its obvoius from the list he wants to die right NOW!