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  • So the make a wish foundation screwed you over...

    Imagine the situation.. you are a parent and your only child has some kind of terminal illness. Now, the kid has been chosen by the make a wish foundation or similar group and now we can make one wish come true before the end comes. Pretty cool, in the midst of all that is happening.

    Your kid has a list... (let's assume it's a boy) he wants to try cocaine and explore the world for few days and have a chat with Noam Chomsky. And we know for a fact that Chomsky would try to make your kid hate Jesus and thus go to hell.

    Second thing on the list would be meeting up with 50 Cent and he'd promise to take the kid to the real ghetto for few days, hang out on the streets and do that thing.

    Third on the list is Michael Jackson. The kid wants to spend some time with Jackson but he has a demand, he won't do it unless they can meet without any supervision for 2 days.

    Fourth is meeting the Pope but the Pope can't make it so...

    What are you going to choose? Or are you going to say sorry boy, I know time is getting short but you can't have even one of your dreams come true.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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    wtf pekka?

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    • #3
      Hey don't blame me, blame the wish foundations.

      But now, you have to choose.
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #4
        Chomsky is an American hero
        Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
        Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Verto
          wtf pekka?
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Verto
            wtf pekka?
            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Verto
              wtf pekka?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Verto
                wtf pekka?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Verto
                  wtf pekka?
                  The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                  The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Verto
                    wtf pekka?
                    Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                    Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                    • #11
                      Dammit wezil, you're supposed to quote the quote. It's better that way, then the next person can quote your quote of the quote, and so on. As it stands, you just screwed it up for everyone
                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by LordShiva
                        Dammit wezil, you're supposed to quote the quote. It's better that way, then the next person can quote your quote of the quote, and so on. As it stands, you just screwed it up for everyone
                        Sounds like spam to me.
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Verto
                          wtf pekka?
                          In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                          • #14
                            pekka wtf?
                            "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                            'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                            • #15
                              50 cent
                              meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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