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In your opinion, which thing ending in -gel has added the most to human happiness? For those who don't recognize them, a short description of each contender:
Bagels are a rather yummy breakfast food, a sort of bread product which can be toasted and spread with cream cheese, jam, butter, what-have-you.
Hegel was a massively influential German philosopher who inflicted Hegelian Dialectic on the world. I would tell you what Hegelian Dialectic is, but nobody knows that. Even Hegel's most ardent followers can't tell us WTF they're talking about.
Kegel is the name of a doctor who developed exercises isolating the PC (groin) muscles. Regular use of Kegel's exercises can supposedly increase sexual performance by both sexes as well as preventing incontinence. I suspect this dude's going to win, now that I've told you that.
Nagel was an artist working in the '70s-early '80s who specialized in prints of elegantly-mannish women, thereby casting a whole generation of young men into doubts as to their own sexuality.
If you can think of another, more deserving -gel, preferably with an A sound before the -gel, like the above four, feel free to choose the last option and mention your contender.
Bagels are a rather yummy breakfast food, a sort of bread product which can be toasted and spread with cream cheese, jam, butter, what-have-you.
Hegel was a massively influential German philosopher who inflicted Hegelian Dialectic on the world. I would tell you what Hegelian Dialectic is, but nobody knows that. Even Hegel's most ardent followers can't tell us WTF they're talking about.
Kegel is the name of a doctor who developed exercises isolating the PC (groin) muscles. Regular use of Kegel's exercises can supposedly increase sexual performance by both sexes as well as preventing incontinence. I suspect this dude's going to win, now that I've told you that.
Nagel was an artist working in the '70s-early '80s who specialized in prints of elegantly-mannish women, thereby casting a whole generation of young men into doubts as to their own sexuality.
If you can think of another, more deserving -gel, preferably with an A sound before the -gel, like the above four, feel free to choose the last option and mention your contender.
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