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  • #1

    Sorry

    Publish an apology for something in this thread.

    I'm sorry to the scores of girls on Match.com who have hit me up, hoping for a piece of the divine Brundlefly, only to receive no attention because they weren't up to specifications..
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    So why post your Match.com apology on Apolyton?
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    "One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
    "If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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    • #3
      OK, OP. I'm sorry to have to call you a ****, but you are. That is all.

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      • #4
        I'll go with the previous views expressed.
        Sorry you're a dickwad.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          I'm sorry I clicked this thread.
          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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          • #6
            I'm sorry that I'm sorry.
            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Oerdin
              I'm sorry I clicked this thread.
              In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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              • #8
                I'm sorry for what I may have to do to this thread
                Keep on Civin'
                RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                • #9
                  Who's sorry now?
                  What?

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                  • #10
                    Wasn't Sorry a sort of boardgame with Parchesi-esque aspects? Just trying to get the thread onto discussion of something slightly less spammy but still relevant to its title...
                    1011 1100
                    Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ming
                      I'm sorry for what I may have to do to this thread
                      I'm sorry you haven't done it sooner.
                      ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Oerdin
                        I'm sorry I clicked this thread.
                        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                        • #13
                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • #14
                            Je suis désolé
                            Lo siento
                            Ich bin traurig
                            Sono spiacente
                            Perdóname

                            I've heard it all before
                            I've heard it all before
                            I've heard it all before
                            I've heard it all before

                            I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
                            Please don't say you're sorry
                            I've heard it all before
                            And I can take care of myself
                            I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
                            Please don't say 'forgive me'
                            I've seen it all before
                            And I can't take it anymore

                            You're not half the man you think you are
                            Save your words because you've gone too far
                            I've listened to your lies and all your stories (Listen to your stories)
                            You're not half the man you'd like to be

                            I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
                            Please don't say you're sorry
                            I've heard it all before
                            And I can take care of myself
                            I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
                            Please don't say 'forgive me'
                            I've seen it all before
                            And I can't take it anymore

                            Don't explain yourself 'cause talk is cheap
                            There's more important things than hearing you speak
                            You stayed because I made it so convenient(so convenient)
                            Don't explain yourself, you'll never see

                            Gomennasai
                            Mujhe maaf kardo
                            Przepraszam
                            Slihah
                            Forgive me...

                            (Sorry, sorry, sorry)
                            I've heard it all before
                            I've heard it all before
                            I've heard it all before

                            I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
                            Please don't say you're sorry
                            I've heard it all before
                            And I can take care of myself
                            I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
                            Please don't say 'forgive me'
                            I've seen it all before
                            And I can't take it anymore

                            I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
                            Please don't say you're sorry
                            (Don't explain yourself cause talk is cheap)
                            I've heard it all before, And I can take care of myself
                            (There's more important things than hearing you speak)
                            I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know
                            Please don't say 'forgive me'

                            I've heard it all before
                            I've heard it all before
                            I've heard it all before
                            I've heard it all before
                            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                            • #15
                              I'm sorry that I haven't read up on Indian cultural achievements.
                              I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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