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System Requirements
The following bare minimums are essential for the optimum operation of MS Firefox 2007
* A Credit Card
* Microsoft(R) Windows(TM)/Vista Operating System
* Microsoft(R) Mouse & Keyboard (Hyperlinks will NOT work without these)
* Live(TM) Messenger (Required API to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)
* Microsoft(R) Office 2007 (Provides the ability to scroll webpages)
* Quad Core Processor (For loading Hotmail.com)
* Any SLI Configured Graphics Card > 512mb (TO Display High Definition GIF Images)
* 1024 MB of RAM (Compensation for Frequent Memory Leaks)
* 483MB Disk Space
Warning
Visiting the following sites using MS Firefox 2007 will cause your computer to shut down unexpectedly
* www.google.com
* www.gmail.com
* www.apple.com
* www.itunes.com
* www.yahoo.com
* Any sites with the phrase: microsoft/windows/explorer/vista/bill sucksTHEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
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Firefox 2007's new TakeOver(TM) technology protects the Windows Kernel by automatically recognizing all McAfee and Symantec programs as viruses. Downloading has never been safer.
Any program that automatically removes McAfee and Norton is a good thing
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QFT.
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My GF actually has a windows message similar to the above-quoted Kuci quote telling her that Norton has changed her kernel or somesuch and that she should revert the changes ...
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I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.Comment
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It's good advice
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Does this mean Microsoft are taking over Firefox, or is this just geek humour?Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/Comment
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Is that a serious question, or is it just troll humour?THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
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DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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As funny as the Windows/Swastika images were, and as funny as some of the Office spoofs were, and as awesome as Microsoft Linux was...
This one's just kinda... weak.B♭3Comment
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It's also just kinda... gone.
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YesOriginally posted by Bkeela
Does this mean Microsoft are taking over Firefox, or is this just geek humour?
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