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  • Coolest biblical plague

    So what do you think? I left our no.10, since the dead children (first born) thing is for sickos only IMO. Oh and I know that some are sometimes translated/described differently.....
    33
    Water turns into blood
    30.30%
    10
    Hordes of frogs
    27.27%
    9
    Masses of fleas or lice
    0.00%
    0
    Beasts or flies
    0.00%
    0
    Epidemic disease of (Egypt) livestock etc.
    0.00%
    0
    Boils - skin desease
    3.03%
    1
    Heavy storm
    6.06%
    2
    Locusts
    6.06%
    2
    Darkness
    18.18%
    6
    Oh....dunno...or whatever (spam)
    6.06%
    2
    The invasion of bananas
    3.03%
    1
    Last edited by BeBMan; October 29, 2006, 13:06.
    Blah

  • #2
    "Beasts or flies?" Was that a choice? Those seem like to rather different things.
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • #3
      I read it is sometimes translated as flies, sometimes as beasts. Don't blame me for it
      Blah

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      • #4
        It was flies.

        I think I'll go with water and blood.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          Darkness. Awesome.

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          • #6
            I think the darkness is pretty cool. I know some will prefer frogs though
            Blah

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            • #7
              I was refraining from saying that.

              Yeah, darkness is cool. Almost said that one. I think it's hail though. Maybe not. I'm no theology guru.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                Although we know today the darkness thing isn't biblical. It came from Sauron
                Blah

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                • #9


                  This has got to be a trick question.

                  When he opened the Abyss, smoke rose from it like the smoke from a gigantic furnace. The sun and sky were darkened by the smoke from the Abyss. 3And out of the smoke locusts came down upon the earth and were given power like that of scorpions of the earth. 4They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any plant or tree, but only those people who did not have the seal of God on their foreheads. 5They were not given power to kill them, but only to torture them for five months. And the agony they suffered was like that of the sting of a scorpion when it strikes a man. 6During those days men will seek death, but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.

                  7The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. On their heads they wore something like crowns of gold, and their faces resembled human faces. 8Their hair was like women's hair, and their teeth were like lions' teeth. 9They had breastplates like breastplates of iron, and the sound of their wings was like the thundering of many horses and chariots rushing into battle. 10They had tails and stings like scorpions, and in their tails they had power to torment people for five months. 11They had as king over them the angel of the Abyss, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon, and in Greek, Apolyton.
                  I don't know what I am - Pekka

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                  • #10
                    Nope. It's a little known fact that Markos and Dan are Satanists.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      11They had as king over them the angel of the Abyss, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon, and in Greek, Apolyton.


                      I had no idea!
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                      • #12
                        I voted for spam, because thats been the most annoying plague of all.
                        Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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                        • #13


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                          With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by BeBro
                            I know some will prefer frogs though
                            Nikolai would, as a Norwegian who makes trips to Denmark every now and then
                            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                            • #15
                              Vermin?

                              7. You have to kill someone. You would use which method?

                              Shoot him/her

                              How the Hell is that vermin?
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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