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    Er... How long did it take Napoleon to make the journey? What route did he take? How did he manage to transport those obelisks back home?

    Maybe this belongs in the History forum...
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    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
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    • #3
      General Bonaparte started from Toulon by May,19 1798, made a stop on June 9 at Malta that was assaulted the following day because of a divergence of opinion between the great Master of the Chevaliers de Malte and the General about the time required to furnish water to the fleet. Landing near Alexandria by July 1st.
      Statistical anomaly.
      The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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      • #4
        The obelisk of Louxor, now erected on place de la Concorde in Paris, was not borrowed by General Bonaparte but given in 1831 to the king Charles X by the viceroy of Egypt.
        Statistical anomaly.
        The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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        • #5
          I misread the other thread as france to egypt, at least 4 times
          I need a foot massage

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          • #6
            I agree with the theory he crossed the Mediterranean to this purpose.
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            • #7
              Lies, he circumnavigated africa, and navigated to the city of Brest!
              I need a foot massage

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              • #8
                No, he circumnavigated Asia and then went by land from Archangielsk
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                I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                Middle East!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Brachy-Pride
                  Lies, he circumnavigated africa, and navigated to the city of Boobies!
                  Fixed
                  I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Brachy-Pride
                    I misread the other thread as france to egypt, at least 4 times
                    I agree with the theory that he created the thread to this purpose.
                    Unbelievable!

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                    • #11
                      I only did it because Ming deleted my "Vesuvius to Erupt?" thread
                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • #12
                        Re: France to Egypt?

                        No.

                        France (changes in)to Egypt -----wrong
                        France (changes in)to Algieria ---right...

                        "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                        I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                        Middle East!

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                        • #13
                          What?
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #14
                            Why would France go to Egypt? Egypt can't even occupy parts of France. Egypt should go to Greece, because of the Macedonians. Or to Hollywood because of teh mummy.
                            Blah

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by BeBro
                              Why would France go to Egypt?
                              Because they're seeking denial?

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