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  • Funniest DUI Ever

    Have you seen this? Someone emailed it and I was thinking of uploading here, but just decided to run a Google on it. Here's one site that has it.
    It really is funny.

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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    The woman sounds like one of the cops from Reno: 911. Maybe this was like a pilot or something.
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    • #3
      It is from Reno: 911.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4
        At the end, he knows he messed up.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          It's acting.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #6
            Oh, thanks a lot.

            I guess you take joy in telling kids about the Easter Bunny, too.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Yes, very much so...

              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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              • #8
                Really nice.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  I suppose I shouldn't tell you about Santa Claus...
                  The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                  The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                  • #10
                    ...or Compassionate Conservatism...
                    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                    • #11
                      ...or Jesus.
                      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                      • #12
                        thought the talk would turn into a Mel trashing...drat
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                        • #13
                          The funniest DUI I know of was a friends father. He was stopped while totally soused but refused to blow. He told em he was a musician (he was a jazz clarinet player) so he couldnt blow into anything until he checked with his union first.

                          Ah, the 70's
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                          • #14
                            One guy who was driving to a job interview yesterday had 10 beers before driving to the interview. He got lost on the way, so asked directions from a police van.
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                            • #15
                              There have been times where if I had an interview.. I would want to be buzzed before hand (not drunk, not hungover, but buzzed).

                              JM
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