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    Re: Best plan ever

    Originally posted by KrazyHorse
    I'm having people ofver tomorrow for dinner and hten a party. I'm cooking cincinatti style chile, sausages and burger. Before I went out drinking tonight I decided to cook the chilei tonight rather than tomoreomw. Why, you may ask?

    a) chili tasted better when it's left overnight

    b) (and this is the clever bit) so I would ber ale to eabt chili when I got home.

    Mother****er, I ama geniuts.

    You little ****s don't have fcuk all aon me, *****es.
    I hope you cook better than you talk. You sound like you have in marbles in your mouth.

    You're right about the chili though.
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