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  • #61
    the whole arguement that girls in porn are gross or ugly or whatever is invalid. theyre no worse looking than most the girls any of you have slept with, its the fact that they are done up a certain way, doing certain acts, in with many partners
    "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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    • #62
      Originally posted by realpolitic


      Beats being a corporate whore.

      I don't underestand the anger towards prostitutes. There are plenty of intellegent people on this forum. They're just providing fun. I live in a town where there are plenty, and I run into them at the library etc. They are decent people, and nice friends. I feel more comfortable talking to them than city council members, because I know what dirty deals they're into.
      It's a hate of prostitution.

      And I am against being a whore of any type.

      JM
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      • #63
        Originally posted by Jon Miller
        nope, they are selling their labor

        JM
        Yeah, but I know what I'd much rather be labouring at
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        • #64
          Originally posted by Last Conformist
          I was gonna say I find it hard to imagine a scary stripper, but then I recalled the guy who got whiplash after a stripper smashed her silicious boobs into his face.
          Remember...where there's blame, there's a claim!
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #65
            social pressure AND people getting a degree in ancient history usually don't end up being drug addicted, aids ridden pornstars
            I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by MRT144

              no comment
              I was gonna ask: Wheres the option, I am MRT144?
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #67
                Originally posted by nostromo
                Can you have a hard-on on command, Spec? 'Cause that's what they need. Not many guys can do what the regular pornstars can do. These guys are machines.

                Despite the fact that there are a lot of female pornstars I'd like to ****, I'm not sure I'd like to **** them in front of the camera, constantly interrupted by the director.

                With exception, being a male pornstar isn't very well payed (compared to the gals, at least) and not very glamorous or prestigious. Male pornstar is a bit a lowlife job, IMO.
                On command? Dude, when she starts sucking, I dont even need to command...And I wouldn't do it for the glamour, but for the fun of it.


                Spec.
                -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                • #68
                  no.

                  I'd like to be the director who test drives the actresses for the parts though.

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Spec


                    Since I spend most of my day thinking about it, why not get paid doing it? With awesome looking girls at the same time, and any way I want.

                    Makes sense to me.

                    Spec.
                    yeah, but you don't get to do what you want to do (unless you are also the director/producer- I don't think they have writers ). I'm not into anal sex. I have no desire to **** a girl in the ass. I want to ram it up her *****.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by realpolitic


                      Beats being a corporate whore.

                      I don't underestand the anger towards prostitutes. There are plenty of intellegent people on this forum. They're just providing fun. I live in a town where there are plenty, and I run into them at the library etc. They are decent people, and nice friends. I feel more comfortable talking to them than city council members, because I know what dirty deals they're into.
                      at the library? Those are my kind of prostitutes. Where do you live?

                      My city doesn't have any prostitutes in it. Prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by nostromo
                        Can you have a hard-on on command, Spec? 'Cause that's what they need. Not many guys can do what the regular pornstars can do. These guys are machines.

                        Despite the fact that there are a lot of female pornstars I'd like to ****, I'm not sure I'd like to **** them in front of the camera, constantly interrupted by the director.

                        With exception, being a male pornstar isn't very well payed (compared to the gals, at least) and not very glamorous or prestigious. Male pornstar is a bit a lowlife job, IMO.
                        They also have to cu m on demand. And have large quanitites and preferribly good distance. This means you either naturally produce large quanitites of semen (I don't) or you abstain from sex when you are not doing porn.

                        I wouldn't want to be a porn star, nor do I want to be a gynecologist. The last thing I want to do at the end of a long day is come home and not want to see vaginas and tits.

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                        • #72
                          From what I've heard, auditions for male pornstars are as follows:

                          Guy walks into studio. Director says to him, "Jerk off." Guy is expected to take his **** out, get it hard, and start jerking off. He is expected to continue to do so until the director says "OK, climax now." Guy is expected to climax right then, voluminously.
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #73
                            admit it, you tried out.

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                            • #74
                              and where's the option: I want to be a gay porn fluffer?

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                              • #75
                                No use having an option just for you Dis.

                                Spec.
                                -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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