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  • #31
    Originally posted by Jon Miller


    I spent very little money.

    JM
    So?

    That's only because of Limewire and such...Maybe not a customer per se, but a very good supporter. I'm sure that you know all the good names in the industry. So your disgust is missplaced imo.

    Spec.
    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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    • #32
      Yes, Spec, but I thought sex was fun insofar as it is a natural, spontaneous thing. Granted, I have no experience to draw from in either case, but would it really be so much fun when you're contractually obligated to perform under studio lights? And when both you, and your partner, regard it as strictly business? And when you spend your days hanging around with the kind of incredibly creepy weirdos who choose careers in porn?
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      • #33
        Originally posted by Spec
        Good thing I found a girl like me
        You mean... she's a dude?
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • #34
          Nah, Spec's a nymphomaniac.
          Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

          It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
          The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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          • #35
            Originally posted by LordShiva


            You mean... she's a dude?
            Well, she has a guy's sexual appetite for sure...

            You dont say no to her

            When its time, its time

            Spec.
            -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Spec


              So?

              That's only because of Limewire and such...Maybe not a customer per se, but a very good supporter. I'm sure that you know all the good names in the industry. So your disgust is missplaced imo.

              Spec.
              Just because I have done something, doesn't make what I do right.

              JM
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              • #37
                Originally posted by Last Conformist
                Nah, Spec's a nymphomaniac.
                True.

                Spec.
                -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Jon Miller


                  Just because I have done something, doesn't make what I do right.

                  JM
                  I know, only, do what you say, or say what you beleive, not what you think you should say.

                  Spec.
                  -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Elok
                    Yes, Spec, but I thought sex was fun insofar as it is a natural, spontaneous thing. Granted, I have no experience to draw from in either case, but would it really be so much fun when you're contractually obligated to perform under studio lights?
                    Hell yeah!

                    Did you see the actresses?!

                    Give me 1 hours with heather brooke or Belladonna! I'd do it for free man!

                    Spec.
                    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                    • #40
                      From what I've seen (I don't go out of my way to find pics of porn stars), the average AV "actress" looks like a Realdoll made out of leather due to the extensive plastic surgery involved. They're attractive to the same extent that Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson is, in this horrible parody of beauty that takes tons of photoshop and/or cosmetics to give it the appearance of human warmth and character.

                      Plus there's this serious "don't eat that, it's been on the floor" vibe they exude. I know they're tested for STDs frequently, but it's still kinda gross to think about a set of lady parts so accustomed to use that the external bits can be stretched and twisted around like a Gumby doll. I bet they make a groaning noise like stressed leather when they're penetrated. It just gets edited out by the sound guys while they're adding the bad music.
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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Elok
                        to think about a set of lady parts so accustomed to use that the external bits can be stretched and twisted around like a Gumby doll. I bet they make a groaning noise like stressed leather when they're penetrated.
                        Mmmmmm Mmmmmmm



                        Spec.
                        -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Elok
                          From what I've seen (I don't go out of my way to find pics of porn stars), the average AV "actress" looks like a Realdoll made out of leather due to the extensive plastic surgery involved. They're attractive to the same extent that Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson is, in this horrible parody of beauty that takes tons of photoshop and/or cosmetics to give it the appearance of human warmth and character.

                          Plus there's this serious "don't eat that, it's been on the floor" vibe they exude. I know they're tested for STDs frequently, but it's still kinda gross to think about a set of lady parts so accustomed to use that the external bits can be stretched and twisted around like a Gumby doll. I bet they make a groaning noise like stressed leather when they're penetrated. It just gets edited out by the sound guys while they're adding the bad music.
                          A lot of porn stars are very very scary (just like strippers). The recent ones I have liked best have generally come from eastern europe.

                          JM
                          Jon Miller-
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                          • #43
                            Sure JM....Like GGG porn from Germany is ok...Now that's sick porn...

                            Spec.
                            -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                            • #44
                              I was gonna say I find it hard to imagine a scary stripper, but then I recalled the guy who got whiplash after a stripper smashed her silicious boobs into his face.
                              Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                              It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                              The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                              • #45
                                Panzy ass guy cant take a hit from a set of boobs...Come on...No wonder he's in a trip club...

                                Spec.
                                -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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