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    Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants

    OTTAWA, Canada (Reuters) -- Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of marijuana plants 10 feet tall.

    General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defense staff, said Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.

    "The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices. ... And as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests," he said in a speech in Ottawa, Canada.

    "We tried burning them with white phosphorous -- it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel -- it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't burn them," he said.

    Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.

    "A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those [forests] did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hiller said dryly.

    One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."



    If only they could get those plants to burn... Maybe the Talibans would change their perspective
    CSPA

  • #2
    Napalm is the anwser.
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    • #3
      ^What´s the problem?

      Just import a bunch of Hippies and other Hash-Smokers from Europe, Canada and USA and send them onto the Marijuana fields.
      I have no doubt that, within minutes, you won´t see a single marijuana plant on the field anymore
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      Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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      • #4
        Is napalm that much better than white phosphorous? I'm surprised wp didn't work.

        I also don't really understand why they don't just shell the hell out of that forest. But I guess, as it says, they stumbled upon it and used what they had at hand.

        @ armored car camouflaged with marijuana
        CSPA

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        • #5
          nm

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          • #6
            The Day of the Spliffids.

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            • #7
              On the other hand, I bet those Afghans go through a lot more food than other soldiers, and in that mountainous region that's got to be a problem.
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              • #8
                WP is a powder which blows in the wind. Napalm is a jelly like liquid which sticks. If napalm worked for clearing dense tropical forests then it will work for 10 foot weed plants in Afghanistan.
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                • #9
                  This is the Canadian armed forces right? Where are our previously USA hippy desserter engineering corp when they are needed?
                  "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                  “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                  • #10
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #11
                      One more use for hemp
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                      • #12
                        camoflauged with marijuana.

                        the first thought that comes to mind is:

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                        • #13
                          The scene at the end of that film where the van catches fire and the AC sucks all the smoke into the gig is amazing.

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                          • #14
                            I want Afghan Free...
                            So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
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                            • #15
                              now the government can accuse pot smokers of aiding and abetting the enemy and justify throwing all sorts of chemicals on the plants to poison consumers - 2 birds with 1 stone.

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